Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[Lost in space]

We know it's not your fault and here's why

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Liverpool FC to trademark the words Liverpool, and football.

 

[melrose40yarder]

How global warming boosts Liverpools title hopes

 

[wolviedinho]

“Why the Liverpool echo talking absolute shit is good for Liverpool toilet roll sales?”

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Their headlines usually start with "All Liverpool fans are saying the same" and then follow with some inane forecast about our demise , its obviously to keep the up the spirits of their deluded fan base.
It must piss Everton fans off , when we get more mentions in their local comic than a team that is actually based in Murkyside.

 

[Half time draw tickets]

Exclusive: Community Shield counts as a trophy only if Liverpool win it, and why a City win would benefit Liverpool overall

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

"All Liverpool fans are saying the same about the re-emergence of Covid and their hopes for another Covid title"

 

[superwatsonwatson]

Starmer: new stand at anfield means growth growth growth.

 

[Half time draw tickets]

Starmer: new stand at anfield means growth growth growth.

… in the aviation industry as the tourists flood in from Scandinavia

 

[Irlamblue]

Liverpool FC. WERE NOT BANKROLLED by the moores family shocker

 

[svennis pennis]

Liverpool fans pay moving tribute on 17th anniversary of dead chicken found at Anfield.

 

[Looby blue]

Dey doo do don't dey do

 

[jrb]

Credit to the OP. Great thread. This thread can and will run and run without any reason to lock it or for it to fall down the pages. Destined to end up in the classic thread

 

[WestGorton]

We were bankrolled by the pools so we hate the National Lottery for taking out findings.

 

[jrb]

Liverpool Echo Exclusive

Liverpool fans are exempt from the incoming new rules on flares, smoke bombs, Pyrotechnics, and smashing up rival team coaches with bricks, bottles, and anything else they can throw from the top of Merseyside Police Riot Vans.

 

[nellyonthewing]

Ken Dodds dad’s dog is still dead .
PS we didn’t do it.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

We were bankrolled by the pools so we hate the National Lottery for taking out findings.

And for funding Manchester City's stadium

 

[Bill Walker]

Klopp Reveals The Accounts: "After buying Nunez, We have now spent about a quarter of the Coutinho money"

 

[ninjamonkey]

Why Klopp conceding the title before the seasons even started is good news for Liverpool FC.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

"How the extinction of the dinosaurs led to Mohammad Salah signing his new contract."