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[Gray]

Who will be next we ask - to apologise?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Liverpool Announce major sponsorship deal with Canestan.

"It's a no brainer sponsoring a club of irritating cunts." Says a spokesman for the company that produces vaginal soothing creams.

 

[Aba452]

Liverpool Announce major sponsorship deal with Canestan.

"It's a no brainer sponsoring a club of irritating cunts." Says a spokesman for the company that produces vaginal soothing creams.

Lovely stuff sir! Factually correct and jolly amusing. ;-))

 

[RadcliffeRick]

UN contact Liverpool FC for advice on ending the war in Ukraine.

 

[LongsightM13]

UN contact Liverpool FC for advice on ending the war in Ukraine.

“It wasn’t Russia’s fault they illegally invaded somewhere they shouldn’t have been. It was local Ukranian teenagers”

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Arsenal defeat raises Liverpool's title hopes

 

[RayCTID]

A Liverpool Football club trained support launches rocket at Serial Cheater De Bruyne

 

[Kippax77]

Why Liverpool being "back" should shit the pants off the teams 20 pts above

 

[TinFoilHat]

City Cheats bribe Manc ref to defeat Arsenal

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[LWashington]

Who will be next we ask - to apologise?

City Fans Must Apologise To 90s Boy Band, Which Could Derail Title Bid

Between 9p.m. and 9.30p.m. last night, police received thousands of calls from people claiming their City supporting neighbours would not stop screaming, "Take That, you corrupt bastards!!"

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Putin contacts liVARpool lawyers & media team for advice.

As he fancies a shot at 2023 Nobel peace prize :-)

 

[KS55]

Arsenal stumble opens up Top 4 for Liverpool.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

How being exonerated by UEFA and trailing top spot by 19 points is the perfect storm for a reds title charge.

 

[fitzy blue]

Why liverpool fans who consider themselves a "Hollywood" type of football club are now thinking of following Wrexham.

 

[jrb]

Liverpool Echo Scouse washing.

Jeremy Corbyn praised the people of Liverpool and Merseyside as he spoke at a 'Refugees Welcome Here' demonstration in the city.

A small number of people were counter-protesting outside Lime Street Station, but were met by groups supporting the 'Refugees Welcome Here' demonstration.

BBC News.

A small group also gathered in the city centre to protest about local placements of asylum seekers.

*Police struggled to keep both sides apart during confrontations*.

 

[G-Star Medium Rare]

UEFA confirm our insisting on paper tickets for CL final had nothing to do with the mayhem in Paris .

(Sponsored by " We will print what you like Laa" 22 Lime Street L1 2NY)

 

[G-Star Medium Rare]

Reds close in on Fulham in Premiership battle.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Champions League qualification a certainty for the mighty reds.

 

[Willie Wontie]

We go again. Again.