Make your own United debacle headline story

[Vienna_70]

Manchester united win game without aid of referees, world in shock

That’s akin to my "Salah stays on his feet in penalty area!" in the "Echo" thread.

 

[The_Maverick]

Don’t need to make one up.

Hers a real one…

Watch Weghorst's World Cup goals against Argentina

Watch Netherlands forward Wout Weghorst score two goals against eventual champions Argentina at the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.

www.bbc.com

 

[havefaith]

The games up, time to acknowledge we really are shite.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

The nonce coach, the women beaters, the forced sex, and their doctors.

 

[bluetonium]

Ten Haag calls in Antony's ex-missus' surgeon to fix united's woes after hearing he can fix a load of tits.

Exclusive: boob surgeon was second choice after gynaecologist revealed he was unavailable.


United move to form HM Prisons super league from 2024/25

 

[Blue Lorry]

Noncechester United achieve another treble……

 

[Blue Mist]

Bruno Fernadez Ate My Hamster

 

[RodneyRodney]

Bruno Fernadez Ate My Hamster

Your hamster is Bruno's Dad!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Cashemiro ate my chipmunk.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Bruno Fernadez Ate My Hamster

Bruno Fernandez is my hamster

 

[TinFoilHat]

Manchester United FC are proud to Launch a one off champions league kit and sponsor.

 

[Blue Mist]

manchester united to play their home matches behind closed doors.
The Governor of Strangeways said there could be no exceptions to the rules.

 

[Winchester]

United Crisis
Mark Goldbridge agrees new contract with Wash and Go to ease the Debt
And assures everyone, His name isn't Sandra

 

[KS55]

Ferguson was asked if Manu would be sold.
“Not in my lifetime.” he replied.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Ex united star pogba gives +ve drug test. Oh hang on that's a real one

 

[Deleted member 77198]

How Paul Pogba ignoring Rio Ferdinand’s advice on how to miss a drugs test could cost him dearly.

 

[jrb]

United players to parade their trophy Wives and Girlfriends in-front of the Judge and Jury.

 

[Blue Lorry]

After pogbad‘s recent upset, manure are now claiming a quadruple!

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

United owners looking to book the team on flights to Munich for their upcoming CL games.

 

[Vienna_70]

Antony paraphrases his Roman namesake, Mark: "Friends, rags, countrymen, lend me your girlfriends!"