Make your own United debacle headline story

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Ten Rag on FA charge for hurting Jadon's feelings.

 

[KingGeorge]

The first 10,000 fans to show up to the next match at Old Trafford will receive Norwich colored rags compliments of TeamViewer. Give your car a good buff with them.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

United shares hit an all time high on the laughing stock exchange.

 

[TinFoilHat]

MUTV are proud to presnt a new show hosted by Martin Edwards about the history of Ladies Toilets at Old Trafford.

Through The Peephole starts this Thursday at 22:30. Exclusive to MUTV.

 

[Protein Junkie]

International Break
Ryan Giggs suffers hamstring injury.

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

No need to make one up….

Man Utd top league of transfer losses with negative spend of more than £1bn in last decade

Manchester United have spent a record £1.19bn more on transfers over the past decade than they have recouped through player sales, according to a new study.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

haha brilliant

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Manchester United : The Theatre of Fiends.

 

[Asa Clubs]

VAR overrules Old Trafford leaky roof evidence. No refund for fans.

 

[birch villa]

Man utd spend more money than everyone else over the last ten years
"And are still fucking shit"