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feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Gary Neville blames the Glazers for refusing to sell for the time it takes to get served in Lou Macari’s chippy.
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Terror suspect Daniel Khalife who has escaped Wansworth jail dressed as a chef, has admitted he’s trying to get a free transfer to old Trafford. In a statement he said “I’d rather die playing anywhere within that shit show of a team, than blow myself up”.
 
“Lord Lucan found working in hospitality at Man Utd, Shergar in shepherd’s pie”

The Premier League team’s HR department replied by saying “How were we to know that Lucan Lord, who gave his address as 1 Murdered Nanny Street, was this wanted man.”
 
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Leaked documents from old trafford roof space reveals that the former late millionaire who sold out his successful TV rental business to Rumbleows believed to be the late Malcolm Glazers guru.

We are only following our dear later papa's dying wishes - Joel Glazer

Papa never stopped talking about his inspiration with a shredded wheat on his head - Avram Glazer

We are equal to any team in the universe if not better - Ten Bob Hog

Where do you want these traps? - Bert Higgins Rentokil

Ow! That fucking hurt - Bruno Fernandez
 
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