Make your own United debacle headline story

[Blue Mist]

Pogba Never Got Caught When He Was With united.

 

[foggy1974]

Rock of Gibraltar head found in pisscans parking space

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Drug cheat Paul Pogba claims Rio Ferdinand was his United role model

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Fernandes is the best mid(table)fielder in the world .

 

[Gazza]

"Pogba bemoans lack of toilet windows at Juventus"

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Rio in "This would never happen at United" due to Carringtons open window policy and I always thought Paul lacked balls and this seems to prove it.

 

[Cityfan]

Sancho discovers Valium isn't performance enhancing.

 

[havefaith]

Ten Bob to unlock Pogbas true potential, emergency loan being considered, once our new domestic violence unit has carried out an indepth look into his previous/current relationships. (were not getting caught out again ! )

 

[KS55]

Maguire takes his o.g. skills to England.

 

[Gazza]

Custis "Man united players are showing plenty of fight"