bluethrunthru
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United still confident of signing Wesley Sneijder
Make your own United debacle headline story
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TinFoilHat
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The rags have launched a new journalistic award which will go to the writer each year that produces the most sycophantic, egregious, nonsensical crap about the club and its players. Particular emphasis will be placed on the bulling up of the latest wonderboy who goes on to be sold to a non- league side.
The award will be called The Goebbels Shield.
In addition, the club is pleased to announce a lifetime award for the writer who produces the most pro rag propaganda in his career while posing as an actual journalist. It will be called The David Meek Cornucopia.
The award will be called The Goebbels Shield.
In addition, the club is pleased to announce a lifetime award for the writer who produces the most pro rag propaganda in his career while posing as an actual journalist. It will be called The David Meek Cornucopia.
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Did you mean to write "groin strain" ?
bluetonium
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Manchester United have refuted claims they will run out to "Smack my b!tch up" at their next home game, insisting they have no knowledge of any of their players ever having hit a dog.
David Kloppesh
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Manure launch new home kit
United in spectacular transfer deal:
United are set to break the world record to bring the best player on the planet to Old Trafford.
Everyone at United are flying high after hearing the news of this spectacular signing.
He will be the final piece of the jigsaw and United will win everything once he pulls that shirt on.
Ronaldo said he was bored in Saudi Arabia and is excited to play for the greatest club in world football!!!!
United are set to break the world record to bring the best player on the planet to Old Trafford.
Everyone at United are flying high after hearing the news of this spectacular signing.
He will be the final piece of the jigsaw and United will win everything once he pulls that shirt on.
Ronaldo said he was bored in Saudi Arabia and is excited to play for the greatest club in world football!!!!
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"BRITAIN'S BIGGEST CLUB EATS ITSELF"