Man killed by his own XL Bully

[Betterdeedthan red]

If you ever fancy a lobotomy, he has a dog that will do it by taking a chunk out of your head. You even get one of it's puppies thrown in free.

Why don't you keep your beak out aswell it's not the first time you've been an obnoxious prick

 

[wayne71]

Yep.
I can see you with one of them pink poddles you gob shite prick

Well you’ve definitely sold me on owning a staffy or bully type dog.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Why don't you keep your beak out aswell it's not the first time you've been an obnoxious prick

Self-awareness lacking? You're mouthing off at everyone and can't take it back and yet you aren't an obnoxious prick?

 

[Cellarite]

No, but his wife might.....


Hehe.

I could see it in her eyes.

 

[jma]

The other half reckons a finger up the arse of the dog does the trick. Thankfully I've not been in a situation where I've had to test that out yet!

As if it wasn’t already in a frenzied state.

An unexpected finger up the arse and it’s going to be fucking seething.

 

[Barcon]

The other half reckons a finger up the arse of the dog does the trick. Thankfully I've not been in a situation where I've had to test that out yet!

I think she’s dropping you a hint mate.
Try it next time she’s irate.

 

[jma]

The last few pages of this thread have been a bit of a setback for the ‘a lot of powerful dogs live in pacifist compounds and dog and owner won’t be found not in a zen like state’ campaign.

 

[crublue1]

I live next to a green area where many dog walkers are. Occasionally when I'm in my garage the odd dog bounds in uninvited, usually a spanial type or labby, or a jack Russel ish type. They are always friendly. They are in and out in seconds usually, tails wagging, sniffing, the things dogs do.
Always followed by an apologetic owner shouting them.
I don't mind it if I'm honest, if its a friendly dog, then it's quite a nice thing.
But these killer ones are a worry.
How am I supposed to know if its a wrong un?

 

[DrBlueBob]

I live next to a green area where many dog walkers are. Occasionally when I'm in my garage the odd dog bounds in uninvited, usually a spanial type or labby, or a jack Russel ish type. They are always friendly. They are in and out in seconds usually, tails wagging, sniffing, the things dogs do.
Always followed by an apologetic owner shouting them.
I don't mind it if I'm honest, if its a friendly dog, then it's quite a nice thing.
But these killer ones are a worry.
How am I supposed to know if its a wrong un?

It'll rip your face off. Quite easy to tell really. ;-)

 

[crublue1]

It'll rip your face off. Quite easy to tell really. ;-)

That's reassuring mate, cheers ;-)