Rooney stood in front of a mirror huffing and puffing and feeling all down.
Colleen walks in and say's "wassup our wayne" ??
Wayne said "Im ugly ive got man boobs my ears are big and my bum is huge, please pay me a compliment love"
colleen replied.."your eyesight is fookin brilliant"..
scum fan lying in the road after being run over,copper says to him "did you get the number plate"?? scum fan says "No-but id recognize that laugh anywhere" !!