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Man Utd Jokes
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Alan_Is_A_Blue
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Whats the difference between David Gill and a common tramp?
Theres some things even a tramp wont do for some spare change.
Theres some things even a tramp wont do for some spare change.
IM NOT REALLY HERE
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Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway?
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A: A dope carrier.
Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway?
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A: A dope carrier.
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway?
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A: A dope carrier.
Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway?
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A: A dope carrier.
Rooney stood in front of a mirror huffing and puffing and feeling all down.
Colleen walks in and say's "wassup our wayne" ??
Wayne said "Im ugly ive got man boobs my ears are big and my bum is huge, please pay me a compliment love"
colleen replied.."your eyesight is fookin brilliant"..
scum fan lying in the road after being run over,copper says to him "did you get the number plate"?? scum fan says "No-but id recognize that laugh anywhere" !!
Colleen walks in and say's "wassup our wayne" ??
Wayne said "Im ugly ive got man boobs my ears are big and my bum is huge, please pay me a compliment love"
colleen replied.."your eyesight is fookin brilliant"..
scum fan lying in the road after being run over,copper says to him "did you get the number plate"?? scum fan says "No-but id recognize that laugh anywhere" !!
Michael Corleone
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Why do nasa send their astronauts to train in old trafford?
It's the only place on Earth with no atmosphere.
It's the only place on Earth with no atmosphere.
Garry.Cook
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What do you call a united fan with half a brain? Gifted.
What do united fans use as birth control? Their personalities.
Whats the difference between God and Fergiscum? God doesn't think he's Fergiscum.
Man United sign a new sponsorship deal with 'Tampon'. Glazer states it's a good deal as they're going through quite a bad period.
What do united fans use as birth control? Their personalities.
Whats the difference between God and Fergiscum? God doesn't think he's Fergiscum.
Man United sign a new sponsorship deal with 'Tampon'. Glazer states it's a good deal as they're going through quite a bad period.
FeedTheGoat10
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their fans
LCBblue
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Q: what's the difference between a dead Un*ted fan on a country road down south and a dead squirrel on a country road down south..?
A: the skid marks are in front of the squirrel.
A: the skid marks are in front of the squirrel.