Man Utd Jokes

[The Beast 111]

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[davymcfc]

why are united fans twats?



cos they were born that way!

hahahahahahaahahahaha

 

[citymad]

why are united fans twats?



cos they were born that way!

hahahahahahaahahahaha

How old are you..... 5 ? still made laugh anyway .

 

[buckshot]

This isn't a joke but I did hear some sad news. It turns out the Fergie has a small library on his estate that recently burnt down and all the books were destroyed.

The sad part is that all of them hadn't been colored in yet.

 

[Vienna_70]

What's the difference between a scum fan and a shopping trolley?

The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!

 

[kinky_antics]

I know its not a rag joke but i got text this of my mate the other day thought it was proper:
Me and the missus were sat watching a romantic film the other night when out of the blue she turned to me and said:
"you are the biggest twat I've ever met"
I was so shocked I nearly dropped my vuvuzela!








well I thought it was funny..... i'll get my coat

 

[buckshot]

How do you get a rag fan off of your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

A Manchester United fan was beaten to death in Leeds last night.
Police have described his condition as satisfactory.

 

[colinbellsboots]

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ffs mods, wake up DELEEEEEEEEEEEEET THIS TWAT NOW.

 

[MCFC BOB]

I saved a Man United fan from drowning the other day......Yea as a screensaver on me phone. :)

PMSL.