Man Utd Jokes

[mammyjam]

Q: what's the difference between a dead Un*ted fan on a country road down south and a dead squirrel on a country road down south..?

A: the skid marks are in front of the squirrel.

why down south? thought they were all rags down south?

 

[realsparky]

Q: whats the moon and old trafford got in common?

A: there,s no atmosphere and no mancunian has ever been.

 

[Focusdazz]

I saved a Man United fan from drowning the other day......Yea as a screensaver on me phone. :)

 

[Groke]

yes they are

 

[eastlands oasis]

whats the difference between a field full of wheat and a rag?
a field of wheat has got something between its ears

 

[Freestyler]

Q: whats the moon and old trafford got in common?

A: there,s no atmosphere and no mancunian has ever been.

i'll be honest, i've never heard that before,

i like it! :)

 

[BlueTony]

What do you call a coach load of rags falling over a cliff?

A start!

 

[Jake The Muss]

Whats the difference between cactus's and old trafford?

the pricks are on the inside

 

[malg]

Q: whats the moon and old trafford got in common?

A: there,s no atmosphere and no mancunian has ever been.

That one's my favourite. I'll use that in work tomorrow.

 

[BermudaBlue]

How many rags does it take to paint a wall red?

- Depends how hard you throw them