Management speak

[2sheikhs]

Once is a mistake, twice is a habit.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Let's park that ; Means you don't know the fucking answer. Our place is full of this bollox. More fucking hymn sheets.....

 

[The Pink Panther]

I'll have that conversation

 

[modgeblue]

push the envelope

 

[Deleted member 14625]

Lick my fanny and I'll give you a pay rise.

 

[block128]

I Think we need some blue-sky thinking on this one, and make sure we are singing from the same hymn sheet.

Time for us to think outside the box and keep everyone in the loop so nobody needs to fall on their sword.

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

I Think we need some blue-sky thinking on this one, and make sure we are singing from the same hymn sheet.

Time for us to think outside the box and keep everyone in the loop so nobody needs to fall on their sword.

My old boss used to come out with all these classics. Absolute fucking knob. And a rag.<br /><br />-- Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:43 pm --<br /><br />

Lick my fanny and I'll give you a pay rise.

Never had a boss say this one - probably a good thing thinking about it.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

"Let me run this by you"

If you look a the words it makes no sense whatsoever

 

[dannybcity]

Go on, give us your best/most tedious ones.

I'll start with the obvious...

Going forward.

I get "moving forward" which I think is worse.

 

[Sven's Fluffer]

We need to 'drill down' & we need a 'drill down' in order to find the causes.

I'll fucking drill you down, pathetic turd.