Management speak

[andyhinch]

Let's run this one up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.

I once heard a Recruitment Consultant say "Let's run it up the flagpole and see how it flies"

And it seems the whole world is measured on KPI's! (Key Performance Indicators).

Of USP's (unique selling points) arseholes to a man

 

[Bluemoon115]

Go on, give us your best/most tedious ones.

I'll start with the obvious...

Going forward.

^^That one from my gaffer. All the time^^

Along with "Box clever".

Also the word "literally" is literally used when it isn't necessary.

 

[Cellarite]

It's important to get it right first time.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Dynamic Risk Assessment, you mean you're looking at in then.

 

[BimboBob]

Had a group trainer once ask me how the "upskilling" was coming along. I stared at him for a second before realising he meant "training".

We took the piss for hours.

 

[ducky]

'There's no 'I' in 'team'.

Oh yeah, never noticed that, thanks....
Wait there's a M and a E.

 

[Dr.Faustus]

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LIAI2tEApc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LIAI2tEApc</a>

 

[Dr.Faustus]

We call it 'JimSpeak'- (like Naval Jack Speak- as it makes little sense).

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Our stakeholders...I hate this!

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

new initiative, diversity, policy implementation.