johnmc
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Management speak
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Ancient Citizen
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'I'm hearing what you're saying.'
Well unless you're deaf as a fucking post and are just confirming your lip-reading skills, this has got to be the most pointless phrase ever.
Well unless you're deaf as a fucking post and are just confirming your lip-reading skills, this has got to be the most pointless phrase ever.
Sir peace frog
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my x boss in a an office,and the absolute shite sheused to comes out with,office jargon fucks me right off.
ive taken what youve said on board,
no you havent you cnt,your trying to fob me of you fucker
i want you to own this issue
no you dont you shithouse,your a lazy twt who cant be bothered.
ive taken what youve said on board,
no you havent you cnt,your trying to fob me of you fucker
i want you to own this issue
no you dont you shithouse,your a lazy twt who cant be bothered.
brass neck
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Just giving you a heads up
This is more of a generic version
Client, stakeholder,
This is more of a generic version
Client, stakeholder,
ono
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I heard a suited gloit today on the phone saying "If there's anything you're unclear about, just pick up the phone and bounce it off me"
He didn't even sound comfortable saying that. And it's also confusing as it implies that she might throw a phone at his head.
-- Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:37 pm --
Oh, i had a project manager email me once telling me he will be performing dip checks in the coming weeks. ****. If **** is banned on here can one of the mods just drop me an email to touch base.
edit: Seems it is banned. Sorry won't happen again. Once is a mistake, twice is a habit.
He didn't even sound comfortable saying that. And it's also confusing as it implies that she might throw a phone at his head.
-- Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:37 pm --
Oh, i had a project manager email me once telling me he will be performing dip checks in the coming weeks. ****. If **** is banned on here can one of the mods just drop me an email to touch base.
edit: Seems it is banned. Sorry won't happen again. Once is a mistake, twice is a habit.
The Frontzeck
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J2PE this J2PE that, any time J2PE can get a mention in an e-mail or round a conference table then let’s have it.
J2PE = Journey to process excellence. Apparently this is a journey I’m on!
J2PE = Journey to process excellence. Apparently this is a journey I’m on!
pauldominic
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The Frontzeck said:J2PE this J2PE that, any time J2PE can get a mention in an e-mail or round a conference table then let’s have it.
J2PE = Journey to process excellence. Apparently this is a journey I’m on!
Reminds me of 5S and lean thinking ...
CMMI level 5 is also a dream ;)
Cellarite
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"Can we find a 100 year solution to this?"
"Whose baby (project) is this?"
"Let's bounce a few ideas off each other."
"Right guys, let's crack on. Anyone want to kick us off?"
"Whose baby (project) is this?"
"Let's bounce a few ideas off each other."
"Right guys, let's crack on. Anyone want to kick us off?"
Ducado
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Not as common as it used to be in my experience, I guess it's because people realise they look complete dicks, it also makes them look thick and unoriginal
Richie
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Franny Lee's Barrel Chest said:Let's run this one up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.
I once heard a Recruitment Consultant say "Let's run it up the flagpole and see how it flies"
And it seems the whole world is measured on KPI's! (Key Performance Indicators).