Management speak

[Ragnarok]

new initiative, diversity, policy implementation.

Those are relatively common words. Even if you consider those as management speak, are there any alternative "common" words for those? I dont think so<br /><br />-- Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:28 am --<br /><br />

new initiative, diversity, policy implementation.

Those are relatively common words. Even if you consider those as management speak, are there any alternative "common" words for those? I dont think so

 

[LongsightM13]

Go on, give us your best/most tedious ones.

I'll start with the obvious...

Going forward.

I get "moving forward" which I think is worse.

Both essentially mean:
"I am a complete bell end and have done something outrageously bell end-ish, even for me. This was my fault and will impact negatively on you
"I am totally embarrassed about being a bell end and the bell end-use things I have done.
"However, I am not man enough to admit this to you publicly.
"I am a management slave, a dishonest coward who has been gelded and so I am afraid to tell the truth.
"So please can you stop talking about what I am and what I did, and forget it ever happened."

 

[Scottyboi]

We need to be more dynamic.

 

[Midlothian Blue]

'We all need to be in the same place'

Well of course we are you knob, we are all in the same room!

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

'There's no 'I' in 'team'.

Should always be immediately followed by

" No, but there is a 'U' in "C*nt"

 

[ManCityTom]

Synnovating seems to be a made up word commonly used by our Yank CEO.

 

[Tourist since 1971]

'What learnings can we take from this?'

The word is LESSONS dickhead.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

"Let's turn off the satnav and pull over"


No, i haven't a clue either!

 

[crystal_mais]

it eez important

 

[BlumerMooner]

'One of the good guys'
'It's like the tail wagging the dog'
'Square peg in round hole'
'Shit roles down hill'
'Belts & braces exercise'
'It's like herding cats'
'Get balls deep in it & shag the arse off it'
'We sell the sizzle, you sell the sausage'
'Don't do the same thing expecting a different result'
'Loosening the lid at this stage'
'Several ways of skinning a cat'
'How do you eat an elephant? Bit by bit
'Spinning plates'
Horses for courses
'You pay peanuts you get monkeys'