Manchester City v Man Utd semi Final first Leg Live

[mat]

Neville requires the physio after Bellamy rips off his head and shits down the hole. Sir Alex demands the ref gives a red card and suddenly changes colour clutching his chest....

 

[fbloke]

Confusion reigns here at the City of Eastlands Manchester Stadium as the game is paused by Andy Gray using a giant Sky+ remote.

Apparently the Sky director is confused by the 3-0 scoreline to City, according to reports it was agreed in advance that United were to be 'awarded' the tie.

After complaints from the Sky commentary team and sponsors they finally agree to un-pause the game and see how it goes.

 

[Besteamintheland]

22 mins in - Rags decide to try and make some noise in the south stand after costantley being out sung by 40,000 Blues - My daughter says she cannot understand what they are singing, dont they sound funny! , I say thats cause there not from round here darling they are southerners. She replies Thank god for that, I thought it sounded like' nick nack paddy wack' she said even them lot arnt that stupid are they ?

Er Well Darling -- you wouldnt believe it but ........

 

[samharris]

Fergie has heart attack and paramedics are called, heart massage is given and he's carted off to Crumpsall.
Fergie time will definately be added.

 

[BlueMoonraker]

25 minutes:
Fergie comes running from his seat in the dugout waving the wite flag of surrender.
Mancini has him removed from the ground and he collapses in Asda car park, where an old lady pisses all over his head just before he josses it.

Gary Neville is kneeling at Bellamy's feet pleading for leniency for his past behaviour (no fucking chance)

 

[fozziebear]

the fa make an anouncement during the game and for this game only "if any team not wearing a light blue strip is losing after normal time extra time will be scrapped and the golden goal rule will come into effect but will only count if it is scored by a team that is not wearing a light blue strip."

 

[allan harper]

Fuck me the M.I.B's have TAKEN THE SINGING SECTION !

SOUTHSTANDERS SCATTERED THROUGH OUT THE GROUND COME TO THERE RESCUE.....

 

[mickfinn]

Berba flop quickens to a saunter and then takes out 20 B&H and sparks 1 up. Stewards not happy and he is ejected from the stadium

 

[jack]

30 mins, Sir Alex runs onto the pitch towards Mike Dean whilst pointing at a huge stop watch, Mike Phelan appears says "Not yet boss" and takes a large bottle of scotch off the drunken fool.

 

[fozziebear]

oooooh a horror tackle by stephen ireland,rooney received facial injuries after a full steam head height two footed tackle, every one agrees rooney looks better for it.

ref red cards stephen ireland with a recommendation that the f a chop his hands off!