Manchester City v Man Utd semi Final first Leg Live

Rooney loses it, grabs the corner flag and chucks it Javelin like towards the City bench. He misses like he's been missing all game and the flag becomes embedded like an arrow in the head of rasher features.
 
The bloke on the loudspeacker give the rag fans a history
lesson-- To all you Deluded BitterReds!!! Before FergieScum took over your Massive Humongous Cretinis Club you had won wait for it scumbags 12 Trophies that's right Scumbags in all your history before FergieScum you had won a grand total of 12 Trophies So when FergieScum goes your Massive Humongous Club  will go back to normallity winning the odd Trophy here and there and waiting another 26 Years for the league oh and your Clubs Massive Debt will be round your clubs neck for a long long time. And that BitterReds! Is your history and future in a nutshell.  
 
Unbelieveable! A six foot Bacon Face inflatable penis is thrown from the South Stand and clears a Rag corner thirty yards up the field!
 
32mins and a sweeping move from the blues is finished off by Tevez jumping six foot in the air to knock the ball into the top corner with is wiggling arse, Bellers celebrates by chasing gary chuckle down the tunnel with him yelling AARRRR!! 'DDDaddy, MMMMummy i won't to go home'!!!
 
Hold on a minute....what's this....
We have a whippet entering the field of play.

This surely can't be happening...

On sprints big mals cigar with his flatcap to stand and stare at Gary Neville.
 
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Commotion in the North stand - the crowd are going mental. It all calms down as he sits down again, apparently just a bit of cramp
 
Half Time --- Even the brass band are biased towards the rags as they belt out ' Maybe its because Im a Londoner ' marching towards the south stand - which I must say looks and smells f*ckin awful tonight !
 
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