Uncle Wally One Ball
Well-Known Member
As a former kit man, or FKM as my new prospective employers are no doubt very excited about terming me, I am neither arrogant nor vain, and have the advantage of knowing unquestionably that the barca twins are deleriously happy knowing that my knowledge and experience will take City to new heights. FKM's are the future. Italian league winners queue up to ask my advice, and not just about whether bio or non bio is best at 40 degrees at shifting unsightly training ground stains. Trust me, FKM, I will not fail epically. Particularly in tabloid non stories, fabricated or otherwise.