Marc Cucurella

[Manchester_City_Blue]

At this point we should just pay the extra for the mental fatigue we've all got being stuck here again xD

 

[oakiecokie]

“I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again, so watch it, drink it in with Vimto.”

Amended.

 

[Utter bobbins]

But, but ...... Fab said here we go lol

Along with a few others

 

[Gaz76]

Amended.

I'm told mancunians call it vimbpto

 

[Coatigan]

No. He’s never made more than 15 starts in a league season despite there being no other left back options through injury and ra…..

Therefore he can’t have made more appearances than all the other left backs combined as numbers don’t work like that. I do have some experience with numbers.

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Ok. He was never a LB.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Well, it did seem like Ake to Chelsea was nailed on so I guess there's that. Still expect Chelsea to get it over the line though.

 

[oakiecokie]

I don’t want money, I’m not here for personal gain.

But I’m sure by now you have realised how complex this is.

You are Mike Keegan and I claim my £10.

 

[oakiecokie]

It's like the hokey cokey this.

I can only think Cucurella's Mrs has found a sandpit somewhere in Clayton.

Oi leave me out of this.

 

[Ballymagash Blue]

 

[CityBluez]

As predicted

 

[Dribble]

:-\

 

[andyhinch]

Not sure they’d issue the denial if that was the case, but who knows with them.

 

[oakiecokie]

I'm told mancunians call it vimbpto

We do.Its the manufacturers who can`t fucking spell.

 

[Summerbuzz]

That's ...contradictory. If it has to be stated the deal for Colwill is 'technically' separate that implies the Cucurella deal is 'informally' contingent upon it.

I mean.... it isn't normal for a club to issue a denial at this stage. It's rare. Hence the reaction.

...whatever.

 

[Dobsy]

Watch us sign him for £60m on September 1st.

I don't expect us to go back for him. He's hardly a once in a generation player. There are other good options where we won't get our pants pulled down.

 

[RayCTID]

Watch us sign him for £60m on September 1st.

We are not that desperate for a LB

 

[Oasis1980]

We are not that desperate for a LB

Yes we fucking are!

 

[RayCTID]

Yes we fucking are!

Not at £60m we aren't

 

[Oasis1980]

Not at £60m we aren't

Joke price. But something needs to be done as we will be shafted as soon as the injuries start to pick up mid season

 

[RayCTID]

Joke price. But something needs to be done as we will be shafted as soon as the injuries start to pick up mid season

We aren't paying 50m either. I don't know who we are going to bring as an alternative.