Mario Eye Surgery Next Week...

[land]

We wont miss him much, he will be back in the blink of an eye.

 

[Anonymous]

Was speaking to the bloke who taught Mario English. Apparently he was a model pupil.

 

[misterderek]

Put a lid on it for heavens sake !

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Had I known this thread would be full of shit jokes, I'd have never made it. Has been a real eye opener...

 

[Anonymous]

Go on Bazz, stand up for your thread; socket to 'em lad.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Iris the days of pun-free threads. Those were the good times.

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Please no more... I want some sensible discussion!

 

[foetus]

Please no more... eye want some sensible discussion!

 

[stan bowles]

Lasik eye surgery for Mario next Tuesday in Brescia, according to Gazetto dello Sport
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[ABU inc GDR]

City pay him 130k per week why didn't he get the surgery done during the break between the Euro's and the start of the season seen as we still pay the players. The eye opp wouldn't have stopped him from partying in Linekers bar in Marbella.

You really can't make this stuff up.typical City!