Mass brawl on cruise ship over a "clown"

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Magaluf all inclusive on a big boat

Given the right set of circumstances, human beings can be pretty f*cking awful creatures.

 

[BrianW]

I couldn't think of anything worse than being cooked up on a floating tin can with a load of flabby boozed-up selfish cu*t's and having to pay for the privilege.

Precisely. And you're stuck with them. It would be like a Bank Holiday in Rhyl, but with a barbed wire fence to keep you in.

 

[RACHACE]

Fuck cruising if that's what it's like.

 

[Sir peace frog]

never fancied a cruise,it always looks fucking packed, so there's no escape, and when you do stop off at a port there's 4000 fucking cruisers getting off in the same place, that's not a fucking holiday , its like Saturday afternoon at Tesco, no thank fucking you

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

never fancied a cruise,it always looks fucking packed, so there's no escape, and when you do stop off at a port there's 4000 fucking cruisers getting off in the same place, that's not a fucking holiday , its like Saturday afternoon at Tesco, no thank fucking you

Bloke I used to work with does 2 Med cruises a year. He's in his mid-fifties, and a bit of an odd-ball, so I guess him and crazy cat lady wife fit right in. I'm pretty sure they are swingers and into dogging.

I also used to work with a gay guy who takes a yearly cruise to New York, spends 2 weeks in the US, then flies back. He said his cruises are an absolute shag-fest (staff and passengers).

Not for me though.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

He said his cruises are an absolute shag-fest (staff and passengers).

Is this your friend?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Is this your friend?

Woah...… never said he was my friend.

He did actually use the words 'shag-fest'. Bit older than this fella, and slightly more 'groomed' though. The kind of guy that 'selects an outfit' rather than gets dressed.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Nimrod loves cruising doesn’t he?

 

[Norman Stanley Fletcher]

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ......"

 

[bluwes]

We were on Brittania for a week last month and despite a large number of pesky kids on there (because they had an offer where kids travelled with adults for £1) we saw no issues with drink.. it was our 13th cruise too... we have noticed that they have started to attract people from all walks of life but if you want exclusivity then you need to go upmarket e.g. Seabourn

We have sailed with several different lines, and have now decided Celebrity is the one for us. Next one is on the Edge in September