Match day announcer

Often see this fella leaving the ground about 2 mins after the whistle, in his suit and trainers (twat).

Was disappointed he didn't tell us how tall Costel is, because I couldn't remember.
 
Just an embarrassment.

'Its been a great day out'. It's a home game, that made us sound like a bunch of day tripping tourists.

As for the desk at half time. Fuck me that's cringeworthy. Especially as it has its own theme music. Just bring back kicking the ball through the ring hanging from the cross bar.
 
Inter Me Nan said:
He made me laugh at the end when he said something like i hope you enjoyed your day out, i half expected him to shout now fuck off home...but alas he didn't.
made me chuckle.
 
Paulmcfc2703 said:
Just an embarrassment.

'Its been a great day out'. It's a home game, that made us sound like a bunch of day tripping tourists.

As for the desk at half time. Fuck me that's cringeworthy. Especially as it has its own theme music. Just bring back kicking the ball through the ring hanging from the cross bar.
Its called irony, he was talking to the Leeds fans
 
gazinho said:
Right who the fuck has told this **** that we need a life story on every single player he mentions?

He's spouting more and more shite every single game, there were at least 3 occasions I wanted to ram the mic up his arse today!!!

Anyway just thought I'd have a rant about it, good performance today onwards and upwards hopefully a couple of wembley trips on the horizon.

I'm with you on this, what a ****. When Edin came on " he's scored twice in his last two games, Edin Dzeko"
Like we didn't know, the fucking plankton.
 
I was cringing everytime he openned his mouth. What's wrong with just telling us the facts? Coming on, Number 10 Edin Dzeko, for number 16, Sergio Aguero. There you go, job done, all the information I need. I couldn't give 2 fucks that Dzeko has scored in his last 2 games. Modern football is wank at times.
 
They are just trying a few things out. Against Liverpool he said 'thanks for your true blue support' after reading out the attendance, guessing it didn't go down to well so wasn't repeated yesterday.
Fuck me it's not as if they've started playing cheering through the PA system again....
 
Matty said:
I was cringing everytime he openned his mouth. What's wrong with just telling us the facts? Coming on, Number 10 Edin Dzeko, for number 16, Sergio Aguero. There you go, job done, all the information I need. I couldn't give 2 fucks that Dzeko has scored in his last 2 games. Modern football is wank at times.


Why bother telling us their number? We've got eyes ffs! Or why tell us their names, fuck me I've been going long enough now to work out for myself who's going off and who's coming on, it's a fucking pisstake.
In fact why tell us there's a sub taking place at all, we can fuckin see it!!!!

I don't even know why the game was played at all, everyone knew we were gonna win so it was all just a waste of fuckin time.

Modern football, shit it.
 
I dont think it was the same guy who last season stated
"Welcome to Manchester City, the only remaining English team in this competition"
after United had lost at 6pm.
Then we lose to Sporting Lisbon.
Yesterday was a joke, just tell me the headlines then shut up.
 

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