Match Thread | Crystal Palace vs Man City (14/03/22)

[razman]

I am watching the one, where Martin Tyler is commenting and Liverpool haven't been mentioned even once tbf

 

[Damanino]

Grealish, Foden, KDB I dont think its enough what these 3 served up so far.

lack of killer instinct in our forward line is a worry. both Bernardo and Laporte's chance is something you see being finished regularly by top strikers. in those chances all you need is get in target least. once we didnt even make the shot while Laporte just was surprised of it.

all we can hope Palace is tiring and will drop concentration levels (they will up the time wasting 2nd half even more, watch it) but all they really need is one counter attack to work out and that is not impossible if we keep giving away the ball.

games like this I wonder why we didnt tell River Plate fuck off you cunts, Alvarez will have to arrive right now in January not July or January 2026. we need to be ruthless in transfers and in finishing chances. Benzema killed PSG with a hattrick in 20 minutes.

 

[CityTilWedie]

carragher the dipper looks overjoyed

 

[Cobwebcat]

• 0.20 Expected goals (xG)1.27

• 3 Total shots 14
• 0 Big chances 2
• 0 Big chances missed 2
• 91 (69%)Accurate passes 327 (88%)
• 4 Fouls committed 1
• 0 Offsides 0
• 1 Corners 4

 

[jamesha]

I don’t watch tramps games but do the commentators mention City as much as these twats mention the dippers?

 

[mat]

Raz last second stuffy winner to boil Murkeyside piss whilst I do mine laughing.

 

[remember arthur mann]

we could play for the next 5 days and I doubt we would score - too fucking slow

Yep, need to move the ball quicker, getting caught in possession and also allowing them to shut up shop. Suppose we could resort to rag and dipper tactics, go down in and around the box !!

 

[chesterbells]

SWP and Sherwood a great pundit duo on this PL coverage. Refreshingly different.

 

[Mr HJ]

Get Phil and Jack on the ball more.

Laporte giving me kittens.

100% we looked so good when we targeted the left side in the derby but so far tonight have just looked time and again for the switch pass to Mahrez who has been a little wasteful thus far. Decent half but you are so right Laporte has become so nervous on the ball. They will be knackered - but how the hell does Atkinson get 2 mins extra time? Injury alone was 2 and they were wasting so much time he pointed at his watch but didn't add a second on for it.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

That smug bastard carragher smirking rat ****

Yep. We need to send Buzzer in, windmilling.