Media Thread 2020/21

[cheekybids]

Does anyone know if Ewan MacKenna still wanks off dogs?

He’s busy denying Covid but he has been having worthy digs at MTK & the Kinahans.

 

[Blue Mist]

I believe after CAS, the dog won’t go anywhere near him anymore, so he now just crouches on all fours in the corner of the room, wanking himself off whilst crying & fingering his own arsehole

The dog just sits there shaking it’s head at him

I think you will find that if you are wanking whilst fingering yourself you cannot be on all fours as you would fall flat on your face, ergh so a friend told me.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I think you will find that if you are wanking whilst fingering yourself you cannot be on all fours as you would fall flat on your face, ergh so a friend told me.

Not if you have a sufficiently well thought out system of ropes and pulleys.

 

[Centurions]

Not if you have a sufficiently well thought out system of ropes and pulleys.

You've obviously thought long and hard about this GDM.


Too long and hard.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Too long and hard.

I wish!

 

[dickie davies]

I think you will find that if you are wanking whilst fingering yourself you cannot be on all fours as you would fall flat on your face, ergh so a friend told me.

If you position yourself on your back and place/rest your calfs on a raised surface such as a chair, I find that works best


Sorry, I meant my friend said that works best

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Why nitpick, they're all just Arabs....

Bitter Arsenal fans

 

[Shirley]

Bitter Arsenal fans

They happily take the money from having Emirates as sponsors for how many years now?

 

[Ban-jani]

They happily take the money from having Emirates as sponsors for how many years now?

Ignoring that aside it’s just racism what that bitter idiot has written.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They happily take the money from having Emirates as sponsors for how many years now?

And our dirty money too.