Media Thread - 2021/22

[Blue Llama]

A survey carried out in all areas with a post code starting with an L.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Hick Narris!. Lol.

 

[Citizen Green]

Jesus Christ almighty. A new low.

 

[Kakhaber The Great]

With Nick Harris, there's always a new low just around the corner.

 

[Blue Mist]

Nick never has a day off does he.

Wow he's doing a big project, not just any old project but a big one.

His teacher will be impressed when he hands it in.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

I might do a Twitter survey about football journalists.

Q. Is Nick Harris a dog bothering weird lying zero professionalism racist utter thundercunt nonce that is somehow making a living as a journalist?

A. Definitely
B. Absolutely
C. Oh Yes
D. 100%

I might do a Twitter survey about football journalists.

Q. Is Nick Harris a dog bothering weird lying zero professionalism racist utter thundercunt nonce that is somehow making a living as a journalist?

A. Definitely
B. Absolutely
C. Oh Yes
D. 100%

E. All of the above

Wow he's doing a big project, not just any old project but a big one.

His teacher will be impressed when he hands it in.

The dog will probably eat it before he can hand it in.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Wow he's doing a big project, not just any old project but a big one.

His teacher will be impressed when he hands it in.

The results from the big survey project will be demonstrated in physical form via the creative use of a volcano which little Nicky will construct out of papier mache in his dads garage. The baking soda designed to ooze slowly from the volcano will be red in recognition of the explosive success of the top clubs who wear this colour.

 

[Blue Mist]

The results from the big survey project will be demonstrated in physical form via the creative use of a volcano which little Nicky will construct out of papier mache in his dads garage. The baking soda designed to ooze slowly from the volcano will be red in recognition of the explosive success of the top clubs who wear this colour.

Reading that makes me picture The Simpsons, Ralph doing the volcano at school in front of Principle Skinner.

 

[bluealf]

I might do a Twitter survey about football journalists.

Q. Is Nick Harris a dog bothering weird lying zero professionalism racist utter thundercunt nonce that is somehow making a living as a journalist?

A. Definitely
B. Absolutely
C. Oh Yes
D. 100%

Isn't Delooney the dog botherer?

 

[LongsightM13]

Wow he's doing a big project, not just any old project but a big one.

His teacher will be impressed when he hands it in.

Any self respecting teacher would take one look at the question aimed at inciting a preordained outcome based on personal malice, strike a red pen through it and send it back to him to start again from scratch