Colin Bells Boots
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There are loads, but the power is always above us.
When I was a cub reporter and I used to cover United some weeks, I would have all these old farts in the press box taking the piss out of me and tell me the City score when we were losing.
Patronising cunts.
One of my mates is Steve Bunce the brilliant boxing pundit, he thought it hilarious that I would sit in my seat at half time, rather than go to the press room and take any of their shit food or drink.
One day Paddy Crerand was sat behind me and offered me and Steve a sweet and I just blanked him.
Steve told him in no uncertain terms that he was on a hiding to nothing with me and told him I was a Moss Side Blue.
Crerand, being the smarmy twat he is tried to mock me throughout until Malcolm Christie scored for Derby to win them the game and put a dampener on their title day celebrations.
To which point, I opened up my coat and showed him the City pin badge I always had on the heart of my jumper inside my coat going to that shit hole.
Cue much hilarity from Steve, who if you are aware of his commentaries, told Paddy I had done him in cold blood.
Had the displeasure of living near that horrible **** Crerand in Sale. He was without fail an arrogant and obnoxious **** in whatever circumstances .
A bullet to the head would be appropriate, and long overdue.