Media thread 2022/23

[Blue Mist]

Imagine if Rico had that performance wearing a red/rag shirt.

Edit* seems from other posters comments breakfast sports news have had a nudge, not seen any sports news yet as I've only just woken up.

He'd be going to the world cup.

 

[Leveblue]

Apparently we’re all weaponised bots

Exterminate, Exterminate.

 

[BlueMoonday]

just watching the news as on holiday in Egypt at mo, we are indeed not really here, I actually chuckled to myself, thought it would of been newsworthy seeing as one our our young kids scored...

Send our regards to Rio whilst you are out there..

 

[PPT]

What Gary Neville’s Town?

Only joking, good on them

That's how the Daily Telegraph have reported it this morning.
'The Neville brothers, Gary and Phil, who rose to stardom at rivals United, and the Newcastle defender Kieran Trippier all hail from the small market town in Greater Manchester.'
Why not mention Colin Bell joining us from Bury?
I'm in a bad mood this morning. Absolutely knackered from
getting home at midnight last night after the game :-(

 

[bluealf]

You can say what you want on here, nobody knows you.

7ft 6" is a terrible burden, always having to duck through doors, it's overrated lol

 

[Dirty Harry]

just watching the news as on holiday in Egypt at mo, we are indeed not really here, I actually chuckled to myself, thought it would of been newsworthy seeing as one our our young kids scored...

And set a new CL record in the process didn’t he ?

 

[halfcenturyup]

Nah, I've tried them, every time I farted they fell back out.

They aren't suppositories. Someone told me they are to be taken aurally. So stick them in your ear.

 

[petrusha]

That's how the Daily Telegraph have reported it this morning.
'The Neville brothers, Gary and Phil, who rose to stardom at rivals United, and the Newcastle defender Kieran Trippier all hail from the small market town in Greater Manchester.'
Why not mention Colin Bell joining us from Bury?

There's plenty to criticise at the media for and I'm more than willing to post in this thread to have a go where I feel it warranted. However, I think this is pushing it, to be honest.

If a lad who grew up in a particular town announces himself on the CL stage, then other players from that town playing in the same position and who've gone on to represent England in the last 20 or 30 years are relevant for comparison purposes. IMO, that's not the case for bloke from county Durham playing in a different position sixty years ago who happened to start his career with the local team there.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Well, that's ok then.

This guy is a right wing fart, but he's no fool, if you want to know why the rules based system of world order isn't really a thing watch this....

 

[Blue Mist]

They aren't suppositories. Someone told me they are to be taken aurally. So stick them in your ear.

I was told they were to stop you getting an erection.


You put one in your shoe and it makes you limp.