Media thread 2022/23

[Mr Fraser]

Surely the most appropriate 3 letter word for him would be 'sub'

"Sub" is that short for something?

 

[The perfect fumble]

What a smacked arse - who gives a fuck which cook got on the pitch...........

Think I saw this guy in the stands...

Vamos! Vamos! Argentina!

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

 

[Gingers Dad]

Scanning the web this morning, our antipodean friends are kicking off with the commentator for the WC Final on SBS. They said he sounded drained of enthusiasm for a game that ended 3-3 aet.

The person in question.... Martin Tyler!
Silly old so and so.

Should think themselves lucky they didn't get Ted Striker alongside him. Sorry I meant Lee Dixon

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Could have been worse ... it could have been Garry.

Still haunts us all to this day that fateful evening inducting Uwe into the Manchesh Yoonated Manchester City hall of fame..............

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

We must make up a full wit then as I'd already clicked on it...

If we can make Two Wit that would be a hoot…

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Can’t stop laughing at Jamie Redknap calling out Southgate on Sky sports, think Gareth must of given Sandra one or something, or he still fancies his dad to do a job. Can’t argue with anything he said, in fact he was absolutely spot on!…….I see the PL/Sky are flapping about all the attention the WC has got and rolled out big Erl for an advert, actually quite funny

 

[BigJoe#1]

BBC News in tribute to Messi claimed how he was helped ny two premiere league stars, Martinez the Aston Villa keeper and MacAllister of Brighton.

This is getting ridiculous. Not an utterance of Alvarez who has played up front with Messi and created goals for him and scored from his assists.

This really does need to be reported and investigated!

 

[Maly]

If we can make Two Wit that would be a hoot…

2 owls playing pool, one plays a foul so asks, is that 2 hits?

The other replies ‘two wits to woo?’

Coat got, taxi ordered & I’ve already fucked off

 

[Asa's left peg]

BBC News in tribute to Messi claimed how he was helped ny two premiere league stars, Martinez the Aston Villa keeper and MacAllister of Brighton.

This is getting ridiculous. Not an utterance of Alvarez who has played up front with Messi and created goals for him and scored from his assists.

This really does need to be reported and investigated!

It's Roan. He's sticking 2 fingers up to us. How he's still employed, is a testament to the state of the BBC.

 

[LongsightM13]

Who are we saying then?