Media thread 2022/23

[Blueknows]

Every week there’s a shite article or six about us by some nomark that’s never written about us before. They must flick through an old phone directory and invite the next on the list.

Fuck em we'll boil more piss when Pep extends , we win 3 titles on the trot and finally win the CL

 

[sandiegoblue]

Wolves?

Thanks! Yes, it was Wolves. They hoped we would get banned from Europe and that would free up a Europa League spot for them.

 

[Centurions]

And his wages ? Or.does that only apply to our squad ?

He's playing for free as he's a lifelong supporter of the Free (as in help yourself at your local Tesco's) Dipper Republic.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

"Mighty Mo the opening day hero does it again!"
Actual headline on the Daily Mail site.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

"Mighty Mo the opening day hero does it again!"
Actual headline on the Daily Mail site.

The Fail always are inside out - most other outlets have Nunez as the hero! Perhaps they have a squad full of heroes? Yeah, Klopp's next excursion is to manage Marvel comics heroes.

And the DT, in full first day, full-throttle mode have awarded us several column inches of full-blown negativity. They have found three serious flaws that could well undermine our title credentials. I don't know what the three flaws are 'cos I ain't readin' any more shite today!

 

[Bald fraud]

"Mighty Mo the opening day hero does it again!"
Actual headline on the Daily Mail site.

I’ve just been sick in my mouth

 

[bluetonium]

Best goalie, best summer signing, best defender , best left back, best right back, best attack, best manager.

Fulham deserve a lot of credit for getting anything out of the game yesterday. They must have the second best goalie, second best defender ...

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Best goalie, best summer signing, best defender , best left back, best right back, best attack, best manager.

Fulham deserve a lot of credit for getting anything out of the game yesterday. They must have the second best goalie, second best defender ...

Well it ain't TAA 'cos Walter Mitty outjumped him for the first, and Virgil was chasing shadows and probably wondering why the pitch was bone dry when the leg he stuck out to test the top surface resulted in Mitty crashing to the floor in the most perfect accident. So who is this 'best' defender? Gomez, Robertson? Difficult one when they have the best of everything!

 

[bluealf]

Best goalie, best summer signing, best defender , best left back, best right back, best attack, best manager.

Fulham deserve a lot of credit for getting anything out of the game yesterday. They must have the second best goalie, second best defender ...

Crucially they are often the best runners up :)

 

[old blue]

Football journo lives in Brighton. Knew him when he lived in Manchester. Bolton supporter who is very bitter about City.

When he reported on Bolton he was known as one wininarow....sometimes.