Media thread 2022/23

[Blue Mist]

While we are doing Americanisations. The one I hate is Stop or I'll sh.. bang bang bang bang bang, fuck I've run out of bullets, hang on bang bang, oot.
OK it's not heard in football much but still.

 

[aguero93:20]

HANDS UP MOVE SLOWLY TOWARDS ME FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND MOVE SLOWLY TOWARDS ME FUCK JIMBO HE'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Hate the creeping Americanization of our language - as one or two posters might have noticed!

Fixed that.

 

[SebastianBlue]

While we are doing Americanisations. The one I hate is Stop or I'll sh.. bang bang bang bang bang, fuck I've run out of bullets, hang on bang bang, oot.
OK it's not heard in football much but still.

HANDS UP MOVE SLOWLY TOWARDS ME FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND MOVE SLOWLY TOWARDS ME FUCK JIMBO HE'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun being shot at by a good guy with a gun is another good guy with a gun shooting around the other good and bad people without guns.

Simples.

But back to the City related Media thread...

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Expect Ashton to blitz the media with sympathy pieces for Mason Greenwood.

Nailed on.

 

[j.cbluelongsight]

The disparity in attitudes towards our spending (and Newcastle's) and Chelsea's is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Henry Winter literally saying it's their money and they can do what they want with it. The caucasity.

Skin colour of owners nothing else

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

HANDS UP MOVE SLOWLY TOWARDS ME FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND MOVE SLOWLY TOWARDS ME FUCK JIMBO HE'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I agree. I also think the word “awesome” is used way too much just like the words “hopefully” or “obviously” when a player is being interviewed.

On a visit to the UK, President Obama said he preferred the English use of "Brilliant" and would encourage his daughter to replace "Awesome".

 

[woody1968]

Skin colour of owners nothing else

Don’t forget we splash cash - Chelsea, Utd, Liverpool and Arsenal all invest/back the manager

 

[Inca Roads Bert]

Being the UK the 52nd murrican state, y'all Mancs need to go the extra mile and touch down with modern english. Adopt a valley girl accent so subtitles won't be needed when y'all are on the tv breaking news. Y'all gotta have this in your locker but ain't realized yet while eating barms instead of muffins.
Btw, y'all british media are cunts, caint hold a candle to murrican televangelists, period.