Media thread 2022/23

[Gone for a Burton]

In addition to Nick Harris (who, remember, was acknowledged not to be an expert by the High Court) and Rob Harris, there's also Daniel Harris, a self-avowed rag Londoner who's as much of a **** as either of the others. If anyone doesn't know his work, start with his contribution to this Guardian preview of the 2011 FA Cup derby semi-final, in which Dave Wallace represented the Blues.

Thankfully, uber-pretentious failed solicitor Daniel still seems to be grubbing around as a freelance who gets thrown the odd meagre bone doing relatively low-profile stuff like the Guardian's minute-by-minute reports. Glad to see he's making nothing of a second career as well!

These ‘arris’s are all part of the Mill Hill ghetto mafia....Levy’s mob.


Some are ok, most are vile.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Oh come on mate….I slipped a silent but deadly out in the lift & id had a chicken balti pie for me tea, the Mrs was giving me daggers an all & she’s a right scary woman

I’ll let you off a little bit for forcing camel gob to inhale your 2nd hand chicken balti.

 

[cheekybids]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Also shows when you’re completely out of ideas of your own.

I’m sure Tony Pulis is over the moon that we are now playing it up to the big lad up top, we just need to get our throw ins sorted.

 

[Blue Floyd]

Oh come on mate….I slipped a silent but deadly out in the lift & id had a chicken balti pie for me tea, the Mrs was giving me daggers an all & she’s a right scary woman

:D

 

[Blue Budgie]

We'll have a lot more of this shit over the next few weeks. It's all good - if the PL allegations were sticking and we looked like winning nothing it would all be quiet. I'm hoping for another final press conference of the season like that one after we beat Watford in the FA cup - like a wake where all the other relatives are angry and bitter they've been left out of the will.
I imagine Delaney and Harris are flying a little close to the sun in legal terms now. Here's hoping they get burned.

Burned alive would be nice.

 

[dadnlad]

I’m sure Tony Pulis is over the moon that we are now playing it up to the big lad up top, we just need to get our throw ins sorted.

you're pushing now ask us to throw the ball to a team mate, but leicester were so poor we did it on a number of occasions on saturday

 

[BringBackSwales]

No mention in the media that Klopp has had to find a new position for TAA because he can't defend. Also no mention of the new position being an inverted fullback, made famous in the Premier League era by a certain Pep Guardiola. Imagine the media meltdown if Pep was borrowing tactics from Klopp!

I think the day when Pep feels the need to stand staring at the opposition in the pre match kickabout is never happening, nor is hoofing the ball from defenders to attackers. Does Herr Flopp have any other tactics, maybe dazzling the opposition with his gnashers

 

[BringBackSwales]

I bumped into Ferdinand & Lescott in the lifts last Tuesday, was thinking of being a smart arse but could only come up with “bloody ell you’re ere all the time Rio” he said “no better place to be on big CL nights” (awkward silence) a few others chipped in and I’d bottled my chance to rib him about Thursday nights

You camel faced rag **** would have been better

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Haha I love it. He's broken. What an embarrassing childish fuckwit :D

I know he can be a bit opinionated but that's a bit harsh on Ahsan. ;-)

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

You could only spout bollocks like this if you firmly believe you total audience are morons.
Says alot about Sly sports

Fixed that for you.