Media thread 2022/23

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Every fucking where you look there's 1000's of words on "Why Bellingham to Real Madrid is the right move".

I'll be fucking damned if i'm going to read them - and I don't think you should either - so i've summarised all the football journos thoughts into one bitesize chunk:

"Why Bellingham to Real Madrid is the right move": Because I am a bitter and twisted **** who hates city.
 
“Following on from last years 1st time this season will be the 2nd time in its 143 year history Manchester City will end a league season having been awarded more penalties than Manchester United, we must stress VAR has had absolutely no baring on theses statistics whatsoever, ever ever ever honestly Guvnor”
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
Nah, not for me mate. I find it mind numbingly boring.

You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You MISS, we score,
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.


WE WIN!

It's sport for those who need excitement every 5 seconds.

Like the sporting version of all those shite Marvel films with an explosion every 5 seconds.

YAWN!
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For numpties who would like "The Over".
 
give it to gordon said:
Media seems to be full on knocking City this morning and last night. Dave jones on sky must have had on a WHU kit on under his coat. Tyler and Neville worst I have heard, Neville wanting our players booked after every tackle !

From what I have read on hear we certainly are boiling alot of piss lol
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Good ! It couldn`t happen to a nicer bunch of cunts anywhere.,
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
Nah, not for me mate. I find it mind numbingly boring.

You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You MISS, we score,
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.
You score, we score.


WE WIN!

It's sport for those who need excitement every 5 seconds.

Like the sporting version of all those shite Marvel films with an explosion every 5 seconds.

YAWN!
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And the biggest issue is that the only part of what you have listed above that matters at all in most “decent” basketball games is the last three lines.

90% of the game doesn’t matter, only the last 45 minutes of 5 regulation minutes mean anything. Could literally show up just before the end of the game and get the same level of entertainment as if you got there before the tip-off.
 
I can all get over Sky bigging up West Ham last night. I don't like it but, begrudgingly will concede, there's some argument for doing that to make it interesting for the neutral. It's the inconsistency of their never doing the same for other teams on top (United, Liverpool and recently Arsenal being prime examples) that grates.

That said, it's a small complaint compared to Neville cheerleading for bookings for City players. He did it last night for fouls by Dias and (particularly) Walker that were blatantly never cardable offences.
He's trying to set a narrative in the hope that City eventually receive suspensions. It's nasty and contemptible.
 
mad4city said:
I can all get over Sky bigging up West Ham last night. I don't like it but, begrudgingly will concede, there's some argument for doing that to make it interesting for the neutral. It's the inconsistency of their never doing the same for other teams on top (United, Liverpool and recently Arsenal being prime examples) that grates.

That said, it's a small complaint compared to Neville cheerleading for bookings for City players. He did it last night for fouls by Dias and (particularly) Walker that were blatantly never cardable offences.
He's trying to set a narrative in the hope that City eventually receive suspensions. It's nasty and contemptible.
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It is understandable thought, he is a contemptible little turd.
 
mad4city said:
I can all get over Sky bigging up West Ham last night. I don't like it but, begrudgingly will concede, there's some argument for doing that to make it interesting for the neutral. It's the inconsistency of their never doing the same for other teams on top (United, Liverpool and recently Arsenal being prime examples) that grates.

That said, it's a small complaint compared to Neville cheerleading for bookings for City players. He did it last night for fouls by Dias and (particularly) Walker that were blatantly never cardable offences.
He's trying to set a narrative in the hope that City eventually receive suspensions. It's nasty and contemptible.
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In fairness,they were both very 'cardable' and with a different ref both could have gone in the book.However to hear that **** whining and begging for such was a disgrace,and makes Sky look an even bigger joke that what we already thought.
 
Stockton Heath Blue said:
I heard this on the way home from the game. Debut season, and has just broken most modern day records in the modern game - pure entertainment.

Also, WTF was the other knob on about saying Pep had under-achieved.
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A thick Geordie clown. He said Eddie Howe has performed better than Pep.
 
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