Meeting Rag Players & ******* Them Off!

[thecitymassive]

I met the scum bag roy keane in argos in broadheath, so i walked up to him and asked for his autograph, he gave it me, i looked at it and just ripped it up in front of him, then my dad dragged me away haha.

 

[BlueInBury]

Years back my grandad was the caretaker for one of the uno campuses and united players got free entry to the swimming pool. One day bobby charlton turned up without his pass and my grandad refused him entry. Charlton came out with the 'do u no who i am line' to which my grandad replied 'no and i couldnt give a fuck who u are your not coming in'. He doesn't even like football!

 

[mat]

Fucking Paul Scholes, when I was at Stalybridge Celtic on a work course.

Bloody Hell Pam - fucking Paul Scholes in Stalybridge - that's taking it a bit far - especially when you should have been working - lol.

I haven't laughed so hard in ages at that.

 

[bluwes]

I sold Martin Buchan a CRIMPELINE double breasted suit in 1976

 

[LifeOfRyan09]

At my old job I would usually refuse to serve the odd United player that came in (Fletcher/Scholes/Giggs), but couple of months ago got forced by my rag manager to serve Wes Brown. Thinkin' he'd be a complete wanker, I was extremely suprised he was a nice bloke and seemed a family man. Showed me despite the majority of the scum being complete wankers there are a some (well only Brown from my experience) that was a genuinly nice guy, to which my mate who's a liverpool fan who also was forced to serve him agreed!

 

[bluefuture]

At my old job I would usually refuse to serve the odd United player that came in (Fletcher/Scholes/Giggs), but couple of months ago got forced by my rag manager to serve Wes Brown. Thinkin' he'd be a complete wanker, I was extremely suprised he was a nice bloke and seemed a family man. Showed me despite the majority of the scum being complete wankers there are a some (well only Brown from my experience) that was a genuinly nice guy, to which my mate who's a liverpool fan who also was forced to serve him agreed!

Did you ask him about being tangoed?

Wes Caramac LOL

 

[LifeOfRyan09]

At my old job I would usually refuse to serve the odd United player that came in (Fletcher/Scholes/Giggs), but couple of months ago got forced by my rag manager to serve Wes Brown. Thinkin' he'd be a complete wanker, I was extremely suprised he was a nice bloke and seemed a family man. Showed me despite the majority of the scum being complete wankers there are some (well only Brown from my experience) that was a genuinly nice guy, to which my mate who's a liverpool fan who also was forced to serve him agreed!

Did you ask him about being tangoed?

Wes Caramac LOL

Lol I contemplated saying something... but his young daughter kept running up as he was buying her some stuff. I thought he'd have been a proper nobhead but was suprised therefore held back my United hatred.. his mate had a united shirt on with Anderson on the back though, made me laugh considering he's shit!

 

[karlzberg]

During the war, I volunteered to be a German spy and wrote to Adolf Hitler telling him the swamp was actually a synagogue and everyone who was anyone was going to be at a meeting there on March 11th 1941.

I got caught by MI5 and was hung but worth it to see the look on their faces when they turned up for the next home match.

That made me Laff very Viz ish

 

[blue_bird]

Had the privilege of being invited to COMS for an executive meal before a game about four years ago. As per usual in such circumstances I piled into the bar for anything I could get me hands on. The three course meal went well, washed down with another four stellas and large brandy after me pudding. Then a group of City legends appear to sign autographs...Asa Hartford, Buzzer, Doyle, Oakes, and for some bizarre reason Tony Coton. I offered my programme and all the greats sign....then Coton reached for a pen...we get eye contact ...I slowly start to hand him the programme.....when something in my head stopped me and the words "....no not you prick, no fucking turncoats ruining a programme signed by true city legends"...spills from my gob.

He looked startled as all the other city players pissed themselves....Coton then attempts to cuff me round the head and I fly into him....and we had to be separated.

Thats yuri geller for ya boys!!

Other incidents include a scuffle with Andy Dibble after a derby day defeat and a startled Alan Hansen having the pleasure of my drunken company on a London Manchester flight....he couldnt fucking wait to get off!!

Is your name BillyMc or Billy Liar?

I've checked your story out and I can categorically say you have made that story about TC up. You may not like him but a) he is more professional than to get into a scuffle with someone who can't hold their tongue (or their ale as it seems) and b) at that time he was working for the dark side so why on earth would he be at Eastlands as "a legend"?

That's Walter Mitty for ya boys!!

 

[dollydimple]

seen gary neville on king street once. went over to him to shake his hand. schoolboy errored him. fuckin classic, the look on his ugly face was to die for.