Michael Owen vs Alan Shearer after calling Newcastle a Small Club

[grant1977]

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I think folk like Schmeichel and Owen are born cu*ts! And they have ****ishness heaped on them, and they fill the gap in their ****ishness by grabbing a little bit as it passes by, probably out of Eric Cantona's flat cap! What a canute he looked down in Monaco!

Some are born cnuts, some achieve cnutiness and some have cnutiness thrust upon them, as Shakespeare would say.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Popped to Chester today and guess who was doing a book signing!

Great, I thought. I’ll line up and let him know what I thought after wading through a few chapters last night.

I was removed from the queue because I hadn’t bought the book there and then, so wasn’t eligible for a chat and a quick photo with the big man. As much as I’d have dined out on it for years to come, I wasn’t going to spend another tenner on his shit book to make a point, so I went to Greggs and licked my wounds over a sausage roll.

I'm certain that your recount above is a much more interesting read than whatever that little tw@t had got to say in his book..........

 

[gandalfthebrave]

I'm certain that your recount above is a much more interesting read than whatever that little tw@t had got to say in his book..........

I’ve nearly finished it... yawn.

Not a good read. Hard to get through, some OK stuff in there but it should have been half as long as it is. Way too much fluff.

I was chatting to the postman about it today, it’s not like he’s skint so I don’t understand why he’s put it out especially as it’s pissed so many people off.

Weird, but Mike’s the real winner because he’s got my tenner!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I’ve nearly finished it... yawn.

Not a good read. Hard to get through, some OK stuff in there but it should have been half as long as it is. Way too much fluff.

I was chatting to the postman about it today, it’s not like he’s skint so I don’t understand why he’s put it out especially as it’s pissed so many people off.

Weird, but Mike’s the real winner because he’s got my tenner!

Good summary - save all us a tenner ;-)