Mind blowing farts

[Fred_Quimby]

Yes, I remember those. Nowadays I have to be careful otherwise it is to easy to follow through to a mind blowing dump. Which, believe me, can be very embarrassing.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Prescription drugs! It even says it on the leaflet - Some people have experienced a greater occurrence of flatulence! See, it's not what I eat or how I eat it. It's the fuckin' pills!

 

[Paladin]

Someone on here once posted about 'The Big One', because it occurred at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I was laughing for days after reading it.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

It’s always a bad peanut.

 

[sir baconface]

I’m another for whom it’s too much of an adventure these days.

Otherwise I’d take a leaf out of the dog’s book and dine on Tesco Meaty Chunks in Jelly with Arden Grange kibble.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Takeaway pizza

 

[idahoblues]

Beans...
Baked
Kidney
Navy
any kind, no matter how they're cooked

 

[Barcon]

Rice krispies, but the farts have a unique sound.

 

[TCIB]

Rice krispies, but the farts have a unique sound.

Crap, crackle and plop?

 

[Free Ian Brown]

Cereal generally.

For best results, fruit and fibre.