Mind blowing farts

[KS55]

Netformin...prescribed to me to keep the blood sugars down, doesn't keep the duvet down.

That’s your erectile disfunction solved. Now what about the farts?

 

[mosssideblue]

Oh, thanks!

Oh, and constant bloat :)

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I find eating sugar free stuff gives me bad wind

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I have and will always find farts funny.

 

[Keeper!]

Mushrooms, silent and deadly consequences.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Oily liquid shits is the order of the day

Guinness has the same effect

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

I have and will always find farts funny.

A loud fart was always a way for teachers to lose control of a classroom.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I remember years ago I used to love French onion soup trouble was it made me fart. You know the kind that even makes the dealer try to get away from it. You couldn’t sneak it out and deny it either, they were loud and lasted a good few seconds.

Wife won’t even buy French onion soup any more.

 

[Newman Noggs]

I find eating sugar free stuff gives me bad wind

You know why ? Lots of sugar free stuff contains Sorbitol which is a laxative.

"Excessive sorbitol usage may result in gastrointestinal complexities such as flatulence, bloating, cramp"

 

[bennyboy]

Had a sore shit the other day.The first in years.