Misheard Lyrics

[Barcon]

Wrapped up like douchebag

Scuse me while I kiss this guy

 

[bluetonium]

Kissed by a bloke on the ring - Seal

 

[kippaxwarrior]

My Mrs though Rock the Casbah by The Clash was Fuck The Gas Board until I told her a couple of years ago

 

[nw42]

Fields of Bali.

 

[PragueBlue]

My younger brother always used to insist the Bonnie Tyler song ' It's a heartache' was 'Tt's a hard egg'. I don't suppose he ever stopped to consider why she would be singing about over boiled eggs.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Wake up in de mornin'
Baked Beans for breakfast..

Oh oh de grill is alight!

 

[blue by birth]

My dad used to say to me why the hell are they singing about a sewing machine ...hawkwind I've got a silver machine

 

[tornandfrayed]

Who could ever forget Glen Campbell's classic

Like a Ninestone Cowboy

 

[doots]

Peter Kay did a few at his gig,on YouTube somewhere.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Anyone else mentioned the old faithful "Tell Eddie Waring there ain't no salvation" from Diana Ross' Chain Reaction?