Misheard Lyrics

[Ancient Citizen]

Go and Get Stuffed - Billy Ocean.

For me, this is the winner, fucking hilarious in a singalong at a wedding, or other do's

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Got your lipstick mark still on my erect cock....oohhhhhh yeahhhhhh Take That.

Not exactly misheard but, "Just fuck off, Just fuck off, Just fuck off for good'' was always going to be the preferred lyric to all us father's of daughters who loved this group.

 

[dickie davies]

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Like a Cilla Black fan on a bike

 

[Tuearts right boot]

bring me an iorn lung

.....Steve Winwood, Bring me a higher love ;)

 

[Blue Mist]

My missus always thought Oasis were singing "All your dreams are made when you're shaving with a mirror and a razor blade instead of when you're chained to a mirror and the razor blade. I don't she ever understood drugs.

 

[tom]

.....Steve Winwood, Bring me a higher love ;)

That's the one

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Gary Davies used to have a slot on his Piccadilly radio show called (I think) Twisted Lyrics where people used to phone in with them.


Much like here really..........

 

[ancoats]

The Jam - The Eton Rifles

hello ray what a nice day for eating trifles

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

New order-Temptation the last chorus ohh it’s the last time thought barney was saying ohh it’s a glass eye mind you I was just getting into them then.

 

[DT King of all Geordies]

Gary Davies used to have a slot on his Piccadilly radio show called (I think) Twisted Lyrics where people used to phone in with them.


Much like here really..........

I thought it was Bruno Brookes on his evening show on Radio 1. Thirty five or so years ago so had a Google and it was Bruno that I used to listen to. It also said he real name was Trevor.