Mods in Limericks

[Hamann Pineapple]

That Damocles bloke was a dish,
Became Mod as it was our Ric's wish,
Now all we remember,
Was around last December,
That hitler film starring a fish.

 

[Paladin]

Bluemooners were showing resistance
When Ric asked for help and assistance
So up stepped De Niro
The Blue Superhero
Cross him - he'll remove your existence

 

[cleavers]

The mod known as Cleavers
loved shaven beavers
the sight of a gash
brought out a red rash
And a bout of the Nicky Weavers

Spot on Rascal, do you have spyware on my PC though ?

 

[Paladin]

As mods became thin on the ground
A new batch just had to be found
So after debate
(The choice wasn't great)
Prestwich got through the first round

Not to be left on the shelf
Cleavers presented himself
With no other choice
In a reticent voice
Ric toasted the new mods' good health

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

thought this was about them going out on a drinking session in an irish bar...

there was a guy called Ric
who thought bb2 was a prick
he called up de niro
who gave the ginge a low blow
and stuck carpet tacks through his dick

he called up the bloke called Cheesy
who told him this business was easy
he called up Trigger
who turned up to filming in a digger
cos this porn film is gonna be sleazy

They rang the geezer Ducado
who was shopping online at Ocado
Buying presents for GStar
He went a bit too far
cos he bought him carpets from Mercado.

Damocles went off on a rant
cos a Spud called him a "cant".
He put the twat in a blender
and went out on a bender
to ignore JMW with his gantt

they appointed new mods
who to be honest aren't bods
PB, Squirty and stony
Ric's choices were a little bit phoney
cos these posters are quite frankly sods

 

[BimboBob]

There was an old Mod called Prestwick Blue
who could never have enough shoes
he went to the sales
dressed as Anne of Green Gables
and came home with 5 pairs of mules

 

[Wheelsy]

There once was a mod from Australia
Who was demoted for being a failure
He has no prospects in life
No kids, job, or wife
Just plays with his own genitalia

 

[Paladin]

With a pseudonym Squirtyflower
And a penchant for wisdom and power
A poster last summer
He mistook for a wummer
And banned him for more than an hour

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

A mod on Bluemoon name of Matty
When a poster was being a bit twatty
Issued a warning
At ten in the morning
And went back to drinking his latte.

 

[Paladin]

A new mod whose name I can't mention
Survives on a government pension
A retired school teacher
With mild alopecia
Transgress and he'll give you detention