Mods in Limericks

[mackenzie]

Mackenzie couldn't admit she was a lezzie
who'd got in on with bluebird her bezzie
both lying on the floor
bluebird recoiled in awe
at the dildo she'd been bought for a prezzie.

Go to bed!!!!!

 

[Rascal]

Macca the girl from Bury
drank cider and was very merry
behind the bike shed
she opened her legs
that night she lost her cherry

 

[Paladin]

Displaying a drunken demeanour
De Niro could not have looked greener
Last night with his peers
He drank too many beers
And a gallon of strong carpet cleaner

 

[Paladin]

One day when perusing the board
Searching for posts untoward
Along came a thread
Wishing referees dead
And Damocles wielded his sword

 

[cleavers]

I think that Cleavers is clever
He hardly posts but then starts modding whenever
He's extremely quiet
And let's us just riot
But then he gets to the end of his tether

That is quite accurate mack :) , though I mod a lot without the need to say much, once the wine kicks in my tether can be quite short :)

Cleavers is a miserable mod
and at times is a difficult sod
after my farcical ban
i'm not his number 1 fan
so when he talks I just smile and nod.

Not really, but I am a difficult sod, you're right there, you're lucky you don't live with me.....

 

[Wheelsy]

A mod and a steward named Trigger
Saw this thread and it caused him to snigger
But he soon was depressed
When he saw Luis Suarez
Who proceeded to call him a n...ame that is not offensive in his native Uruguay

 

[Paladin]

When Rascal began this new thread
Contributions from users were fed
HisBlueness dissented
But no one relented
They doubled their post rate instead

 

[NSBFL]

While GStar more than most is a thinker,
And De Niro is surely a drinker,
It's Mackenzie who roars,
When Damocles' pork sword soars,
And leaves her Cleaver all Cheesy and pinker!

 

[Bill]

While GStar more than most is a thinker,
And De Niro is surely a drinker,
It's Mackenzie who roars,
When Damocles' pork sword soars,
And leaves her Cleaver all Cheesy and pinker!

I know it's wrong but this is fucking brilliant, pmsl here.

 

[johnny on the spot]

The mods whom we here celebrate
Are never allowed to act mates
Their manner most bullish
To a friend may seem foolish
Though to Ric's dainty hand they add weight