Monday's headlines

[Lucky Toma]

Ne-GREED-o!!! Goal-hungry City in ten-goal derby feast.

 

[andyhinch]

City in unconvincing 6-0 win after a great performance by uniteds kids.

 

[red 2 hats]

Moyes against Men.

David Moyes continues his where he left off at Everton never winning an away derby as slick City rip him a new arse.

Or

Red Hot Chilean Peppered Us

Scum admit they had no answer to Pellegrinis table toppers.

 

[Bill]

Webb yet again shows he's not lost it despite a change of manager.

 

[MaxCityBlue]

City slicker super sub saves blushes in 12-0 victory

 

[TGR]

'A One Horse Derby!'

 

[JULES]

baconface in dog buggery scandal

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Win lose or draw its almost certain to have the word Roo in it....it always does. The hacks are so predictable!

If we win

ROOful.......Wayne in despair as City take the spoils

If they win

ROOpendous.....Wayne joy as United beat City

If a draw with late goal on either side

Would ROO believe it - lucky city earn point against illustrious neighbours

If he gets sent off

ROOdiculous - Wayne harshly sent off for head butting the ref

You know it........

 

[WEMBLEY76]

United play their part in 7 goal thriller,as City steamroller shell shocked neighbours 6-1

 

[Aguero_Element]

six and the city!