Monday's headlines

[Oohvonkyvonky]

SUPER SUNDAY

Arsenal beat Stoke 1 nil in nail biting Premier League game.

In other news Manchester City scrape past weakened, tired, cold, worlds greatest club Manchester United. After a shocking performance from substitute referee Mike Dean, Moysey was said to be 'Really upset'

Due to the unfortunate nature of this upset, no result will be published till further notice.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

"It's all Gollum wrong"

"City get precious win over Utd"

Fucking brilliant...made me laugh.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

'No fairy tale ending for utd'

'As rip van winkle, gollum, shrek, and a host of other minor storybook characters were given a dose of reality by a rampant manchester city....

 

[mancunial]

Rooney cracker as that other side win 4 nil

 

[Vienna_70]

Ne-GREED-o!!! Goal-hungry City in ten-goal derby feast.

I love this one!<br /><br />-- 21 Sep 2013, 22:05 --<br /><br />

Moyes against Men.

And this one!

 

[J.A.M]

ROONEY SCORES GOAL OF THE SEASON

although Moyes team was beaten 8.1 on the day, Rooney was unlucky to be on the losing side after scoring a brilliant header with 2min to go.

 

[simmo]

Going to be a Navas day so:

Jesus shoots down the Devil

Or

Jesus City Superstar

 

[Keith Moon]

"It's all Gollum wrong"

"City get precious win over Utd"

Take a bow!

 

[SkyBlueUSA]

Jesus' Miracle

Jesus Navas delivers derby victory with stoppage time goal.

 

[Mrmcfc]

A game of two "Alvs"
Alvaro Negredo scores 5 in the first half before heading for an early bath in the second, following an altercation which left Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand and Phil Jones nursing broken noses.