Most ridiculous doom you got into with the Mrs

[Anonymous]

Married somebody else ! We are happy now though, only taken 20 years !

i think we have a winner

 

[es1]

My last bird.....In the middle of the night on holiday in greece in bed



Her - Wake up

Me - zzzzzzz

Her - wake up

Mw - zzzzzzz

Her - punches me in the head

Me - What the fuck.....you dick.....that hurt

Her - Whats that smell....

Me - What sme......that fucking stinks.......what the fuck is that.....

Her - (slightly hysterical) Fucking hell......get up.....get up....get out....you've shit yourself.....its all over the covers.....gey in the shower...fucking hell.....get out....get out......

Me - Balls........


In her defence - I might have been in the wrong........still, no need to get that worked up about it was there??

It was only poo

i think thats fair enough to be fair!

 

[Patientman63]

I could fill web with my missus and her ways.

A good one last week tho.

She liked all three of the finalists on X-Factor, and didn't know who to vote for.

So she voted for all of them.

She couldnt understand why i accused her of wasting money. I got the silent treatment for the rest of the weekend.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

i know this is a bit off what this topics about but has anyone had the question -

do you love city more than me?

i answered this question with honesty and i havent seen then ex for 10months.

the correct answer to that is "City? I love fucking United more than you!"

 

[inchy14]

I could fill web with my missus and her ways.

A good one last week tho.

She liked all three of the finalists on X-Factor, and didn't know who to vote for.

So she voted for all of them.

She couldnt understand why i accused her of wasting money. I got the silent treatment for the rest of the weekend.

My other half did this a couple of years ago saying that she liked one and luke (my Lad ) liked the other she didn't grasp the wasting money concept either.

 

[El Boy Wonder]

So she voted for all of them.

That is magic

 

[Helmet Cole]

One of my own favourites is while I was doing a massive basket of ironing being bollocked by my mrs (who was sat on the sofa with the remote and a brew) for never doing anything around the house. She then followed me up to the bathroom to continue her tirade while I cleaned the bog and shower. I then went to work for 18 hours and her parting shot was that I should pull my weight or f**k off, before settling herself back down in front of the TV.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

One of my own favourites is while I was doing a massive basket of ironing being bollocked by my mrs (who was sat on the sofa with the remote and a brew) for never doing anything around the house. She then followed me up to the bathroom to continue her tirade while I cleaned the bog and shower. I then went to work for 18 hours and her parting shot was that I should pull my weight or f**k off, before settling herself back down in front of the TV.

Think you need to grow a pair, pass the apron back and pull on a set of trosuers, fucking mard arse!!

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

One of my own favourites is while I was doing a massive basket of ironing being bollocked by my mrs (who was sat on the sofa with the remote and a brew) for never doing anything around the house. She then followed me up to the bathroom to continue her tirade while I cleaned the bog and shower. I then went to work for 18 hours and her parting shot was that I should pull my weight or f**k off, before settling herself back down in front of the TV.

still with her?

 

[Helmet Cole]

Yes - she is slim and atractive with massive tits