Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

[Norman kneejerk]

A lot of football fans are obsessed with City players leaving if they don’t start every game
Foden should leave
Alvarez should leave
I’ve heard in last few months

They didn’t like it yesterday when I said Nunez should leave Liverpool after not starting

That's the next line of attack when it's impossible to say they are no good.

 

[ChelBelle83]

We've never been the same sized club as Blackburn.

Well they did actually win a Prem title.

 

[Grassland Blue]

What a thick twat. If Collymore’s brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his fucking hat off !

If he had one more brain cell, it would still be lonely.....

 

[Aba452]

Arse fan complaining Philips gets picked for England. I just pointed out at least it might keep Kalvin fit for us. Bottleosaurus not amused '-)

 

[Vienna_70]

thats right up there with charlie adams being a better signing than aguero

And Merson's, "£54 million? I just don’t see it," when talking about KdB's transfer fee, when he arrived from Wolfsburg.

I wonder if the cokehead would still claim we paid too much.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

And Merson's, "£54 million? I just don’t see it," when talking about KdB's transfer fee, when he arrived from Wolfsburg.

I wonder if the cokehead would still claim we paid too much.

Bit like when Yaya signed and Merson thought he was an average holding midfielder who didnt score or create goals. Wonder why he hasnt been headhunted as a chief scout.

 

[Vienna_70]

Bit like when Yaya signed and Merson thought he was an average holding midfielder who didnt score or create goals. Wonder why he hasnt been headhunted as a chief scout.

So many of the so-called experts used to think/claim that we were playing with three holding midfielders in Gareth, Nigel and Yaya,

Fucking dickheads!

 

[JASR]

“Wait a minute, are they saying that my Club are the bad guys?”
- any united/liverpool/arsenal fan

 

[dickie davies]

The other week a rag told me we're going to be fucked when found guilty of the 115 charges
I said, wait and see as a lot of it was dismissed at CAS
He said, they could only go back two years at CAS so most of it was time barred, whereas the PL can go back more than ten

 

[Blue Til Death]

So given that its silly season and everyone is getting a bit tense over transfers and whatnot and the press is telling us that declan rice is going to be the next modric and mason mount will surpass kdb.

Whats the most ridiculous take/argument that you have heard from a rival

Don’t think it gets any more ridiculous than this opening post does it??