Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Haaland won’t stay at City for more than one season and will go to Real Madrid.

Just like Aguero before him as Athletico wouldnt sell direct to Real.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Just like Aguero before him as Athletico wouldnt sell direct to Real.

And then he ended up at Barca!

 

[bluemoon32]

“How long have you supported City?”

“Since the week before the 1969 FA Cup Final”.

“Oh that long”.

I get that question all the fucking time, dont think i have ever asked another clubs fans that question, i couldnt give a shit

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Eddie Howe will ride Pep Guardiola all summer.

Another fat Howson blinder

 

[bennyboy]

It will never be beaten.lol.

 

[Brendan110_0]

It will never be beaten.lol.

aged well lol

 

[meeesh]

It will never be beaten.lol.

And not once have I heard an apology or a got it wrong comment,fucking Stelling as well glad he’s fucking gone for next season the ****,Merson is just a druggy gambling pisshead who tries to be funny I think,but not worth half ounce of boiled shite

Still fucking riles me to this day what they said about KDB,and that big nosed scouse **** Thompson,I wish you hadn’t put that up there are veins popping out my head again now

 

[Blue Til Death]

A Rag said to me when The Sheik took over "it will all end in tears". He was right, think I cried every time we lifted a Trophy.

So did he…!

 

[Gingers Dad]

At a party on Saturday an annoying, gobby rag would not leave me alone all night. Kept seeking me out to have a pop, and would then slink off when challenged about what he was spouting. He is convinced they will win the PL and "we'll go further in the CL than you this year, probably to the final at least"...
Last thing he said was "...yeah but, Utd are a special club." I had to agree with him on that one, but I think our definitions of 'special' differed somewhat.

Always offer them a bet.

 

[Gingers Dad]

One of the funniest takes in fashion right now is, "City fans can't properly enjoy winning the treble whilst they have 115 charges against them"...

Yep, when Gundogan slapped the rags about Wembley, or Rodri scored a thunderbolt in the Champions League final... those charges were the only thing I could think about, haha!

It's all anyone was talking about down Nevizade after the match.

 

[Manc in London]

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Haha. That's it

 

[uwerosler28]

On holiday in Turkey watching the cup final, Brighton fan comes over , who did you support before city then?

 

[Manc in London]

That one has been done, several times on RAWK. Although it's just as likely to be Saudi Arabia or Qatar referenced as it is Abu Dhabi.

It's impossible to mock them.

I am guessing they just lump 'brown people in headscarves' into a homogenous group that they hate

 

[Semper aggressus]

At a party on Saturday an annoying, gobby rag would not leave me alone all night. Kept seeking me out to have a pop, and would then slink off when challenged about what he was spouting. He is convinced they will win the PL and "we'll go further in the CL than you this year, probably to the final at least"...
Last thing he said was "...yeah but, Utd are a special club." I had to agree with him on that one, but I think our definitions of 'special' differed somewhat.

Should have just punched the **** in the face.

 

[edinburgh123]

On holiday in Turkey watching the cup final, Brighton fan comes over , who did you support before city then?

Should have asked him if he was going when they were getting 4000

 

[r.soleofsalford]

It will never be beaten.lol.

What a fucking shower of no mark know nowt cunts.

 

[eastmanc]

Pep G. would fail at City. The bald fraud someone called him !

Sol Campbell said that he would gone by Christmas.

 

[TFC]

Aren't most takes from rival fans ridiculous? Some of the embarrassing shite you see on Twitter my 7 year old couldn't make up.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Always offer them a bet.

Always shuts the fuckers up. “Let’s see the colour of your money” mubblings then silence.

 

[MadchesterCity]

City will never win the Champions League.

I kept telling them that 'never' is a long, long time, but they seemed to think there was some magic around it.

We can thank YaYa for lifting the curse to be fair!