My bloody gardener has resigned. Advice wanted.

[remember arthur mann]

When I was a kid there was a house on Briscoe lane that put a goat out on their front lawn every summer. My Dad told me it there to eat the grass. I think they ate it at the end of the summer.

Was it Paddy McGinty's ?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ours died a month ago and his brother took over...the trouble is he's been mowing the lawn over the road instead.
Get a self propelled one and get a bit of exercise whilst you're at it, cheaper in the long run.

 

[RobMCFC]

Can you not get the butler to do it?

 

[dadnlad]

Pam wants to know whether to trim her bush or not

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I heard he left to mow next door’s lawn, but the grass isnt always greener

 

[Marklr]

Do I stop being a chicken; buy a lawn mower; watch a You Tube video and risk scalping the thing. Or do do I hire a new Gardner? Advice from anyone who learnt how to garden a bit later in life would be much appreciated. Unless you trashed it all.

I've been on YouTube watching vids about grass, too. And lawns. I've spread the seeds and now they're growing....how do i make that first cut?

 

[eastmanc]

Do I stop being a chicken; buy a lawn mower; watch a You Tube video and risk scalping the thing. Or do do I hire a new Gardner? Advice from anyone who learnt how to garden a bit later in life would be much appreciated. Unless you trashed it all.

How posh are you Pam .

 

[Bill Walker]

I rank gardening with camping, it's shite, let others do it.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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I've seen loads of these robots in Newton Heath. Not much of a grass box on 'em, and do they empty themselves, or is it like a dishwasher - can't put the cleaned pots back in the cupboard.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Should Pam rake or should she hoe?