My bloody gardener has resigned. Advice wanted.

[RobMCFC]

I rank gardening with camping, it's shite, let others do it.

If I lived in Australia with all those dangerous snakes in the undergrowth, I'd probably get somebody else to do the gardening as well. As it is, I don't mind doing a bit of gardening.

Totally agree with you about camping though. Not that I've ever done it, but why would you when you can stay in a building?

 

[kaz7]

I would love to cut my own grass but with one hand i would go around in a circle and probably cut my toes off , lol

 

[roman totale]

Astroturf. Or asphalt.

 

[kaz7]

Astroturf. Or asphalt.

Disaster for wildlife , evil stuff

 

[aguero93:20]

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All well and good until Sarah Connor moves in next door and it goes on a murderous rampage.

 

[waspish]

Dig it up put fancy stones on then plant pots with some nice plants in them!

 

[city2]

Concrete it

 

[idahoblues]

Earth first, we'll pave the moon tomorrow

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

Do it yourself “ pleading and begging is not enough in this house”

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I can’t believe we’ve got this far on Bluemoon and nobody has had a go at Pam for having a gardener in the first place. Sounds like a very Tory trait? Certainly wasn’t a worry when I was growing up in Ancoats, Beswick and Clayton.

Having said that, I was speaking to my Gardener the other day when he was trimming our extensive topiary collection and was thinking how difficult life would be without him.