bluestevei said:how can he destroy your web [porn] business which is in the states, and if he was after some1 that i loved, i wouldn't be on here asking for sensible ideas, i make sure he would never come near me or any of my family. NOW GO AND GET HIM TIGER
metalblue said:So you reported him to the police for saying you had a porn site? Not sure what you wanted them to do? I know you said you didn't expect owt but even so seems a bit lame. Appreciate I'm not in your shoes and you've said it's been going on for a long while so I'll give you two ideas:
The indirect approach:
Purchase a fake but good replace hand gun and leave it on the ***** car roof/door step and wait. As soon as he picks it up approach him, start creating a scene pleading for your life and run off, call police immediately you are out of way and watch the drama unfold.
The direct approach:
BBQ lighting fluid bottle (replace with water) approach the ****, without a word, soak him and chuck a lit match at him. After his pissed his pants tell him you're a donkey on the edge and next time it's the real fucking thing if he so much as dares even fucking look at you...If he laughs or says "go on then you **** do it" beat him to death with big dildo.
mcmanus said:Go see your GP tell him/her that your head's gone and that you are having a bit of a breakdown and fantasies of killing the person responsible. Go into gory detail of how you'd fuck him up because he's threatening your family and that you might snap at any minute. DO NOT mentioned you asked for help from the Bluemoon's cellar.
Your doctor is by right forced to tell the authorities about such behaviour and they will do everything to intervene.
Plus if you do snap and kill the bastard a straight up mental defence is there.
Bravo but what if the paint dries under the handle?daveduke67 said:Buy a tin of paint (cash) and not locally. Get an old oil can or similar. Wear gloves or avoid leaving fingerprints on the handles - do not wipe it as it'll be a bit suspect that there are none on at all. Get home and empty the paint can contents into another receptical.
Smear some paint on the underside of the paint tins handle. Put the empty paint tin on top of the oil can (so he picks the painted one up first) on his wheelie bin. He will pick them up and drop them in the bin - he'll get paint on his hands and hopefully transfer it (and his prints) onto the other tin, bin, door handle etc. Retrieve the tins from the bin being careful not to smudge his prints on the handles. Fill the oil can with petrol from your car or get someone to fill one of thse red ones for you - dont you go for it.
Go round town with the paint you took out earlier and daub racial, homophobic and anti Police statements around town - on walls, on police cars, the Town Hall etc. Paint something along the lines of 'I'm going to burn you fuckers to death' on the local primary school. Go back to his house and drop the paint can back into the bin - this way you made sure the bin wasn't emptied whilst you went round town. Put the full petrol canister nearby - a shed or behind the bin - somewhere it'd be easily spotted though.
Phone the Police anonymously saying that you overheard a neighbour bragging about his painting antics and how he said he'd got some petrol and was going to set fire to the local primary school when it was full of kids. Give them his name and address.
Sit back and enjoy.
Why are you in a field?Zin 'messiah' Zimmer said:mcmanus said:Go see your GP tell him/her that your head's gone and that you are having a bit of a breakdown and fantasies of killing the person responsible. Go into gory detail of how you'd fuck him up because he's threatening your family and that you might snap at any minute. DO NOT mentioned you asked for help from the Bluemoon's cellar.
Your doctor is by right forced to tell the authorities about such behaviour and they will do everything to intervene.
Plus if you do snap and kill the bastard a straight up mental defence is there.
In principal true but before the boys in blue go marching in he'd be refered to someone in my field, who would not only see he's full of shit but also a bit of a perv!!
Just saying!!
daveduke67 said:Buy a tin of paint (cash) and not locally. Get an old oil can or similar. Wear gloves or avoid leaving fingerprints on the handles - do not wipe it as it'll be a bit suspect that there are none on at all. Get home and empty the paint can contents into another receptical.
Smear some paint on the underside of the paint tins handle. Put the empty paint tin on top of the oil can (so he picks the painted one up first) on his wheelie bin. He will pick them up and drop them in the bin - he'll get paint on his hands and hopefully transfer it (and his prints) onto the other tin, bin, door handle etc. Retrieve the tins from the bin being careful not to smudge his prints on the handles. Fill the oil can with petrol from your car or get someone to fill one of thse red ones for you - dont you go for it.
Go round town with the paint you took out earlier and daub racial, homophobic and anti Police statements around town - on walls, on police cars, the Town Hall etc. Paint something along the lines of 'I'm going to burn you fuckers to death' on the local primary school. Go back to his house and drop the paint can back into the bin - this way you made sure the bin wasn't emptied whilst you went round town. Put the full petrol canister nearby - a shed or behind the bin - somewhere it'd be easily spotted though.
Phone the Police anonymously saying that you overheard a neighbour bragging about his painting antics and how he said he'd got some petrol and was going to set fire to the local primary school when it was full of kids. Give them his name and address.
Sit back and enjoy.