My Niece stinks

[stony]

Shoot her in the head and bury her under the patio. Due to her being a fat fucker it will take a while before she stops smelling(more of her to decompose) but she will eventually stop humming.

Dumping her in a lake would be a more expedient option

You can't displace that much water without the local water authority noticing. Then there's the risk of salination. The sweat on her skin could pollute a towns entire water supply.

 

[metalblue]

I see the OP has edited his post where he named her the soft ****.

So Kelsey if you're reading this love, you're uncle thinks you stink as well as being a fatty. So MBs advice is have a nice bath, wash your pits and lady garden, lose some weight and you'll be courting in no time. Either that or you'll end up with being chucked in a lake somewhere.

No need to thank me, happy to help.

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Burn it.

 

[Alex the Blue]

If the OP was a really caring uncle as I think he's suggesting he should treat her to a day at the farm and accidently on purpose shove her in the sheep dip. He can then come back on here and say "oh how we laughed about it later"

 

[zabbas_dad]

Put your Uncle meat under her armpit and push her away from you before reeling her in. After approximately 3.5 minutes she will smell beautiful xx

 

[johnny on the spot]

uncle meat

What?

 

[neverred76]

I was going to add something to this thread but ive just clocked Eva Greens knockers whilst watching 'Dark Shadows' and lost my train of thought so skip the cleaning and just bum her.

 

[allan harper]

Put your Uncle meat under her armpit and push her away from you before reeling her in. After approximately 3.5 minutes she will smell beautiful xx

Has Stuart Ball logged on.

 

[I Live In A Blue House]

Put your Uncle meat under her armpit and push her away from you before reeling her in. After approximately 3.5 minutes she will smell beautiful xx

Has Stuart Ball logged on.

Give this a try! Have a handy size cheap tin of PAINT in the room & on her appearance, lift the lid. first to say "That stinks" the rest I will leave to the imagination:) Have fun

 

[2sheikhs]

Put your Uncle meat under her armpit and push her away from you before reeling her in. After approximately 3.5 minutes she will smell beautiful xx

Has Stuart Ball logged on.

Give this a try! Have a handy size cheap tin of PAINT in the room & on her appearance, lift the lid. first to say "That stinks" the rest I will leave to the imagination:) Have fun

He'll need that tin of paint to re-do the room after the stench off her pits has lifted the old stuff off the walls.