My wife is crazy and it's getting to be a problem.

[Bill Walker]

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Or just join the foreign legion. In fact my suggestion seems a lot easier.

They only take hard bastards with big dicks like the 2 chippies on here, HideHo and Bacon

 

[idahoblues]

Him giving or receiving?

Experiment

 

[Blue Mist]

Never clean the kitchen dude, you'll be making the bed next, hoovering the living room and cleaning the bathroom for fucks sake.

Can we just clarify something here, please. If you don't mind.

Where's the kitchen ?

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Put her under the fucking patio.

You're in the states ...it's legal.

You’re right, there’ll be an amendment that covers this.

 

[PistonBlue]

Can we just clarify something here, please. If you don't mind.

Where's the kitchen ?

I'm saying fuck all

 

[Blue Mist]

They only take hard bastards with big dicks like the 2 chippies on here, HideHo and Bacon

Hmmm yes The Dallas Cowboys (cough)

I never watched Brokeback Mountain. Were they any good in it .... as the lead actors ?

 

[quincunx]

Or just join the foreign legion

 

[Bill Walker]

Hmmm yes The Dallas Cowboys (cough)

I never watched Brokeback Mountain. Were they any good in it .... as the lead actors ?

Yeah they were excellent, if fact you'd almost think...

 

[Blue Mist]

Yeah they were excellent, if fact you'd almost think...

That's my problem. I almost think.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

I find a dirty protest always does the trick.

Shit all over your floor, then roll about in it naked, then run all round the house wiping it all over everything. Then say "I'm not cleaning the kitchen this time, you can have it". She will respect you after that!

You are David Charlton, keep the fiver I know where it’s been :)