Alan Harper's Tash
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Nads has been sniffing tippex again this morning
That’s a hideous image that I can’t unthink.
Nads has been sniffing tippex again this morning
Those sour sweets can make you make a face can't they?
I would imagine most will not be in position by October, including ‘Baroness Anfield‘. A bonfire of the inanities if you will…
You are right - unless dumb and dumber have offered jobs to everyone and more so they end up with a cabinet of about 160 members to avoid starting off on a bad foot with the Party
I wonder what new roles they will have to invent.
Secretary of state for indoor window cleaners.
Minister for cowpat inspections.
Lord Chancellor of Ice Cream Vans?
Minister for Mars Bars?
Chancellor for the Duchy of Crinkly Bottom?
Trade Envoy to Disneyland?
UK Ambassador to Narnia?
Minister of Magic?
Whatever she ends up with, she’ll still employ her daughter on £30-35k a year for doing the photocopyingI wonder what new roles they will have to invent.
Secretary of state for indoor window cleaners.
Minister for cowpat inspections.
Imagine trying to convince cartoon characters that Reet-smug and dorries are actually real.Can you imagine the negotiations. They could send a guy in the cartoon mouse costume speaking in the high pitched voice and he'd still be 10x saner than our bunch.
Imagine trying to convince cartoon characters that Reet-smug and dorries are actually real.
....as mince...............
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Nadine Dorries mocked as sports minister forgets about 2014 Glasgow Games
Dorries was speaking ahead of the opening of the 2022 Commonwealth Games in Birmingham but failed to mention Glasgow when talking about previous sporting extravaganzas in the UK.www.dailyrecord.co.uk
To be honest, that description is insulting to mince.
I’ve heard she might be chancellor as she wants to defund the Bank of England follojng them saying some nasty-wasty things about her idol’s government.Hope she is enjoying her last few weeks as a cabinet minister as I think her and Reet Smug will be sitting further back next term
Hope she is enjoying her last few weeks as a cabinet minister as I think her and Reet Smug will be sitting further back next term