New Jokes Thread

[babyape]

ashley young has written a book about his first year at utd.it dosnt have a title

Ha. It was a great read, i couldn't put it down...... oh, hang on....

 

[Ste1969]

There's a lot of Man United fans feeling blue today.

Not because they lost the league, because they now support city.

 

[Burnage Rick]

scum's bus driver has been sacked for his choice of films for the on-board entertainment on the way home from Sunderland on Sunday.

"Gone in 60 seconds"

 

[njblue]

scum's bus driver has been sacked for his choice of films for the on-board entertainment on the way home from Sunderland on Sunday.

"Gone in 60 seconds"

love this, anymore of these from you clever photoshoppers?

 

[BlueTaylor91]

scum's bus driver has been sacked for his choice of films for the on-board entertainment on the way home from Sunderland on Sunday.

"Gone in 60 seconds"

Hahaha

 

[Ding Dong]

A bit off topic I know but here goes :-

Kenny Dalgliesh has been sacked,
He was the worst pool manager since Michael Barrymore.

 

[Ste1969]

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[jtmcfc]

A bit off topic I know but here goes :-

Kenny Dalgliesh has been sacked,
He was the worst pool manager since Michael Barrymore.

oohhhh <sharp intake off breath>

great thread guys. just what Ive been looking for to rag some rag mates! Keep em coming

 

[kevodevo]

scum's bus driver has been sacked for his choice of films for the on-board entertainment on the way home from Sunderland on Sunday.

"Gone in 60 seconds"

Hahaha

did not know ollie hardy was in that one!

 

[Ste1969]

bit off topic but.....












After hearing Roy Hodgson's squad announcement, Duran Duran are to re-release one of their songs for the England football team.

"His name is Rio and he watches from the stand."